The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

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b_sinning

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I went to ask for tomorrow off and just found out that I now report to someone differently and my job title has changed. It happened two weeks ago and no one thought to mention it. I'm glad about it because I now report to the person I work for and my job title reflects the job I do but it would have been nice to know. I've still been attending meetings and doing weekly reports that I don't have to do anymore.
 

Valve1138

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I went to ask for tomorrow off and just found out that I now report to someone differently and my job title has changed. It happened two weeks ago and no one thought to mention it. I'm glad about it because I now report to the person I work for and my job title reflects the job I do but it would have been nice to know. I've still been attending meetings and doing weekly reports that I don't have to do anymore.

You didn't get the memo about the TPS reports? I'll go ahead and send that to you again.
 

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I had sex with Kiwi last night, but want to again tonight. Does that make me a sex offender? I live by a school.
 

water

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No, it makes you a normal man. Sorry to break it to you.

I also occasionally consider changing the position of intercourse standard missionary to having her on top. I've had this thought at least 3 times in over the course of our marriage. I'm concerned that these thoughts mean I might be a sexaholic, is that true? I live by a school.
 

Valve1138

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I also occasionally consider changing the position of intercourse standard missionary to having her on top. I've had this thought at least 3 times in over the course of our marriage. I'm concerned that these thoughts mean I might be a sexaholic, is that true? I live by a school.

Are mormon's really that uptight about sex? :fly: :p

edit: Just stick it in her pooper and be done with it. DOOO EEEETTTTTT1!!!!!111
 

Dharma1521

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So I just got this from a guy on a personals site:
5 11 with my shoes on girl.

I dated a russian woman that was stunning and 6 1

You are very pretty also, it seems to me like everyone in Florida seems to be scandalous or working an angle.

I don't drink, lift weights, run, walk at night, perfect hygiene and I brush my teeth,and floss, which most Florida women do not.

Only bad thing about me is I like my opiates, roxys, oxys, or dilaudid, opana, also like muscle relaxers and xanax, however I do not abuse them or let them run my life. I quit for 3 weeks recently, if I found the right woman and she didn't like it, I would quit. Also deleted this paragraph as too honest but then thought better and said why lie?

I believe in honesty and not acting fake or bullshiting somebody.

I work my own hours (stockoptions daytrader, and I do well which leaves me a lot of free time. I don't get jealous until I really care about a woman and that takes awhile. I also feel if no attraction exists, what is the point. Friends first is straight with me and I think its nice your not a party girl, though those women when you get them alone throw the best party, just one mans opinion. lol

Would really like to talk, get to know you, maybe go play tennis or walk on the beach.
 

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So I just got this from a guy on a personals site:
5 11 with my shoes on girl.

I dated a russian woman that was stunning and 6 1

You are very pretty also, it seems to me like everyone in Florida seems to be scandalous or working an angle.

I don't drink, lift weights, run, walk at night, perfect hygiene and I brush my teeth,and floss, which most Florida women do not.

Only bad thing about me is I like my opiates, roxys, oxys, or dilaudid, opana, also like muscle relaxers and xanax, however I do not abuse them or let them run my life. I quit for 3 weeks recently, if I found the right woman and she didn't like it, I would quit. Also deleted this paragraph as too honest but then thought better and said why lie?

I believe in honesty and not acting fake or bullshiting somebody.

I work my own hours (stockoptions daytrader, and I do well which leaves me a lot of free time. I don't get jealous until I really care about a woman and that takes awhile. I also feel if no attraction exists, what is the point. Friends first is straight with me and I think its nice your not a party girl, though those women when you get them alone throw the best party, just one mans opinion. lol

Would really like to talk, get to know you, maybe go play tennis or walk on the beach.

But he brushes his teeth.
 
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