The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

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My friend Daniel was asking about how I would greet my tables back when I served at Bob Evans. When I didn't answer he made this up:

"Hi, what mediocre, small-portioned, sub-Cracker Barrel quality meal can I get for you off our menu this evening? I notice you no longer have your teeth, sir. Can I run that through the blender so you can drink it?"
 
I somehow managed to crush the end of my index finger closing the door on the dryer earlier today. Thankfully I didn't get any blood on my clean clothes. All I noticed was blood all over my hand, and I'm like wtf, how'd this shit happen.
 
http://puzzlefarter.com/

There is no reason to not play this game. You have to guide a powerfully flatulent man who happens to have a goldfish as a head past obstacles such as fish on stilts, cats in jars who throw paper airplanes at you, and frogs wearing backpacks that shoot yo-yo's out of their mouths.

edit: drool, you may get a particular kick out of this game. I know I did.
 
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http://puzzlefarter.com/

There is no reason to not play this game. You have to guide a powerfully flatulent man who happens to have a goldfish as a head past obstacles such as fish on stilts, cats in jars who throw paper airplanes at you, and frogs wearing backpacks that shoot yo-yo's out of their mouths.

edit: drool, you may get a particular kick out of this game. I know I did.

Sounds like a day at the office for Patty.
 
http://puzzlefarter.com/

There is no reason to not play this game. You have to guide a powerfully flatulent man who happens to have a goldfish as a head past obstacles such as fish on stilts, cats in jars who throw paper airplanes at you, and frogs wearing backpacks that shoot yo-yo's out of their mouths.

edit: drool, you may get a particular kick out of this game. I know I did.



:lol: the sound effects alone are pretty awesome
 
Crazy caller today:

Crazy: Yes, I hear thunder.
Me: ok
Crazy: And there are people in the pool!
Me: . . .
Crazy: We need to get the patrol down there to GET THEM OUT.
Me: . . .
 
Got a big thunderstorm coming. Penny sized hail is possible. Had to move quick and cram my truck into my garage so if we do get hail, I won't wind up with dings all over the top.

my vette is virtually hail proof unless they get to baseball size :D
can't wait to get rid of the fucker! very soon
 
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