The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

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b_sinning

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I hate the last day or two before school starts back after a break. They always throw out last minute projects. In the past two days we added in about 200 network drops scattered over 4 buildings. I want to nominate the person that invented the jack rabbit punch down tool for the nobel prize. It makes putting jacks on so much easier.
 

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oh! i had another dream. this is also from last night

i was dating this girl that had rich parents who lived in a gigantic sprawling old house. this was my first time there. we came up the driveway and the girl told her mother that i had quit smoking (which i had). the mother didn't believe that i would be able to stick to it, and that she'd see me smoking before long.

for some reason i responded to that by immediately going out and buying a pack of cigarettes, coming back to the house (they were off doing other things) and going up into the rear wing, into a weird room and out onto a balcony where i lit up a smoke. from the balcony was a view of the driveway. they came home when i was about half done the smoke and even though i immediately tossed it (down into the yard) they caught me.

then i felt like an idiot because not only did i get caught when i felt like i could smoke without them knowing, i also broke my streak of not smoking just to spite my girlfriend's bitchy mother. (i don't have a gf btw, so I don't know where that came from).
 

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i had a weird dream. at least, i thought it was weird. tell me what you think:

i'm wandering around a deserted town center. there's a wild boar on the loose. i step up into a recessed store-front window to try to hide, but it spots me as it comes around the corner. it walks up and tries to attack me. i'm forced to drop down and wrestle it to the ground. i have a tiny knife that i try to slit it's throat with. it's tough because it's thick skin is hard to cut with such a small knife. i keep trying, there's blood everywhere. eventually it's resistance slows until it finally dies. then for some reason i decide it's a good idea to cut off my own balls. so i do. the last bit is tough but eventually they're completely cut off. they don't bleed at all for some reason. then i have regrets. then i woke up.

so, weird?

So in other words you blew a load while you were sleeping (blood everywhere in your dream), then your dick shriveled up like a stack of dimes (hence why you cut your balls off cuz you were empty).

Makes complete sense :fly:
 

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I hate the last day or two before school starts back after a break. They always throw out last minute projects. In the past two days we added in about 200 network drops scattered over 4 buildings. I want to nominate the person that invented the jack rabbit punch down tool for the nobel prize. It makes putting jacks on so much easier.
Home Depot has marked them on clearance for $70 + $20 free cable stripper. Tempted to pick up one today, but I don't do a lot of Keystone Punchdowns to make it worth while investment. BTW Harris makes the tool and it is compatible with the Leviton keystones.
 

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So in other words you blew a load while you were sleeping (blood everywhere in your dream), then your dick shriveled up like a stack of dimes (hence why you cut your balls off cuz you were empty).

Makes complete sense :fly:
no, but excellent try!
 

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Whats worse is that american tv is now ripping off japanese game shows. I mean shows like the one that Most Extreme Challenge was based on. But theye being serious. I expect in a couple of seasons to see the show "Ow My Balls" be a real ratings monster.

I'm looking forward to the "Squid Anal Stuffing Happy Funtime Extravaganza Super Variety Show Hour"
 

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Whats worse is that american tv is now ripping off japanese game shows. I mean shows like the one that Most Extreme Challenge was based on. But theye being serious. I expect in a couple of seasons to see the show "Ow My Balls" be a real ratings monster.

I saw this, I hung my head in shame.
 
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