The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

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Goddamn you musta pissed someone off to get sent there

Yeah, I figured as much when I landed here.

The company told me "Oh, but it's great. Beautiful beaches, girls in straw skirts, coconut beverages served as you bask in the sun. It's awesome."

Guess they were talking about the other Mozambique.
 

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Hotel? There's no hotels here. I stay in a camp, 2x2m Asbestos rooms, communal dining hall and showers. It's a horrible standard of living.

Perks: Internet. W00t.

But yeah, it's pretty safe to roam outside the camp here. The nearest road is about 10km away though so there is nothing to really see but bushes and trees.

Oh, and you can't go wandering off the dust road as there are landmines in the fields from the civil war.

They speak Portugese mixed with Zulu called "shangane".
 
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