The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

[Syrup Beaver]

how do poor fat rednecks manage to get so fat when it must be expensive to gorge yourself to such blubberosity?

Easy, healthy food is more expensive than blubber inducing food.

 

[JAXvillain]

somehow I forgot to put deodorant on today
thankfully I'm not a very stinky person but I probably wont be home until late so I think I might have to go get some just in case

 

[JAXvillain]

my boarding school has like a $100 mil endowment...why do they keep panhandling the alumni? I'm not giving them money

 

[JAXvillain]

I am on the worlds most boring conference call :\
it started at 3, I haven't had time to grab lunch yet and I'm stuck on this thing until done

 

[JAXvillain]

spam spam spam

 

[Valve1138]

wahhhhh wahhh I'm a stinky fuck stuck on a boring conference call wahhhhhhhh

Pull a Hudsucker Proxy if you so bored

 

[JAXvillain]

wahhhhh wahhh I'm a stinky fuck stuck on a boring conference call wahhhhhhhh

Pull a Hudsucker Proxy if you so bored

I'm about to make management...can't go screwing up the last 7 years I've invested

I might be moving to a 4 day, 10 hour week
3 DAY WEEKEND EVERY FUCKING WEEK!!! WOOOOOOO

 

[JAXvillain]

CONCALL IS OVER!!!!

time for a smoke and some lunch

 

[Jonny_B]

Lots of dumpster diving?


edit - or "freecycling" as some faggots are now calling it.

ever heard of a freegan? it's like dumpster diving, but for food.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

ever heard of a freegan? it's like dumpster diving, but for food.

AKA "being a hobo"

 

[Jonny_B]

AKA "being a hobo"

yes, but with an apartment in queens.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Man, the bums are gonna get pissed if their food supply goes to those damn "artists".

This is how s are gonna start.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Man, the bums are gonna get pissed if their food supply goes to those damn "artists".

This is how s are gonna start.

o damn. a war between the hobos and the hippies.
Thats gonna be the smelliest war ever.

 

[Valve1138]

ever heard of a freegan? it's like dumpster diving, but for food.

Someone made a thread on it here. But yeah, it's ridiculous shit.

 

[JAXvillain]

"hey baby, let me take you out for dinner...I know this primo dumpster!"

 

[Syrup Beaver]

"hey baby, let me take you out for dinner...I know this primo dumpster!"

Maybe you could find something decent in Manhatten, but Queens? :erk:

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Someone made a thread on it here. But yeah, it's ridiculous shit.

You are correct sir.

http://www.uselessforums.com/showthread.php?t=8635&highlight=freegan

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'm going to start stuffing perfectly good food in my ass, then tossing it in a dumpster neatly.

Just to get these freaks.

Need some way of letting the real hobos know though, don't want to offend those noble people.

 

[b_sinning]

I'm going to start stuffing perfectly good food in my ass, then tossing it in a dumpster neatly.

You say that like it something new to you.

 

[JAXvillain]

How do people this stupid sustain a pulse?

Someone needed help burning a cd so I told them to launch Nero and it would walk them through it....reply: Where would I find Nero?