The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

[Jonny_B]

Somewhat but at this point I just keep saying "Drop off the paperwork and let's get it done." I still love her but she's bad for me.

good good, just as long as her attempts aren't working. emotional blackmail is a bitch, and so's a woman who practices it.

 

[JAXvillain]

Somewhat but at this point I just keep saying "Drop off the paperwork and let's get it done." I still love her but she's bad for me.

I still can't help but think she's related to my ex...the vindictiveness and tactics are spot on

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Firefox 3 releases on tuesday. I havent tried any of the release candidates yet, but Im sure the new version will be packed full of awesome.

 

[Jonny_B]

hit up my 7/11 after the bar closed last night. went on a drunk junk-food spree. came home with a tuna sandwich, chocolate milk, a hershey bar (almonds), some ice cream, beef jerky and a bag of corn chips.

when i got back out to my car there was this woman asking for a light. my cigarette lighter in the truck has had a blown fuse for a while so i took that opportunity to change the fuse and light it for her. she was so enamored with my chivalry that she inquired as to whether i was looking for any company for the evening. I assured her I was not, and went home.

i can't remember if i closed my tab at the bar.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You had a tuna sandwhich from a convenience store?


Whoah........THAT is brave.

 

[JAXvillain]

You had a tuna sandwhich from a convenience store?


Whoah........THAT is brave.

exactly my thoughts

 

[Jonny_B]

you don't eat sandwiches from 7/11? they're awesome. plus, when you buy them at 3am you're getting them fresh off the truck. the chicken salad is the best, though i'm also partial to the turkey and havarti on multi-grain bread.

 

[Onnotangu]

so adam is in the garden of eden and he's a bit down and lonely so he says to god, hey, how about a companion? god says sure adam, it will cost you an arm and a leg though. adam says ouch, what do I get for a rib?

you told that joke wrong.

 

[Jonny_B]

you told that joke wrong.

that's what i was thinking. can't find the right way though. oh! i remember now.

god goes on and on about how awesome this new companion will be, then adam asks how much it'll cost.

 

[Onnotangu]

I like eating the taquitoes from 7-11

 

[Onnotangu]

that's what i was thinking. can't find the right way though. oh! i remember now.

god goes on and on about how awesome this new companion will be, then adam asks how much it'll cost.

yep. that is how it goes. how she will be so helpful, never talk back, always wants sex and obey him utterly.

 

[my little brony]

[youtubevid]05glGerlEMc[/youtubevid]

 

[Syrup Beaver]

you don't eat sandwiches from 7/11? they're awesome. plus, when you buy them at 3am you're getting them fresh off the truck. the chicken salad is the best, though i'm also partial to the turkey and havarti on multi-grain bread.

Yeah, I don't eat sandwiches from convenience stores - or lame euro places like Pret a Manger.

 

[Josh]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yeah, I don't eat sandwiches from convenience stores - or lame euro places like Pret a Manger.

Ya thats a good way to end up with worms

 

[Valve1138]

I applied to be a Mac Genius at the Apple store that is opening up here at some point in the year.

This ought to be funny.

 

[Jonny_B]

Yeah, I don't eat sandwiches from convenience stores - or lame euro places like Pret a Manger.

Ya thats a good way to end up with worms

i think you're confusing 7/11 sandwiches with generic shrinkwrapped irradiated "fresh for months" convenience store sandwiches.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I applied to be a Mac Genius at the Apple store that is opening up here at some point in the year.

This ought to be funny.

 

[Jonny_B]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc