The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

[JAXvillain]

free pizza is a truly beautiful phrase

 

[Wessels]

i think i got some semen on my night stand the other day

 

[BeerAd]

I am still trying to figure out in my mind how a fat fuck like myself can go a month without shaving, 4 months without a hair cut and be sick as a dog yet still get a hotties number. I am starting to think that the more crappy I look the higher my confidence level is, which is normally high to begin with for some odd reason. Confidence is the man, man!!!

 

[bast_imret]

You cannot reply for this is the completely random thread which can only be filled with carrots of a devious nature.

 

[Galen]

That is a good point

 

[BeerAd]

That is a good point

yes it is

 

[JAXvillain]

hmm, seems like no one is around to police this thread...time to spam away!!

 

[bast_imret]

new Chad Vader episode:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogIqayRDr4w

 

[InnerMuse]

I won an awadred!?!?!








to bad it wasn't for a spelling bee.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Oh chad, you'll never get the day shift with that attitude

 

[Wessels]

wwhs tlahs fuckus ams i soding ono this ssdfourkm it us liek comspleye liey sucksj

 

[BeerAd]

I can post from hom again, YIPPIE

 

[bast_imret]

What would you do if at 3:00 in the afternoon, someone delivered 3 lightsabers to your door?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpuEMSH6zB4&mode=related&search=

 

[Pandora]

10 members and 49 guests on UF at 7:30pm.....wtf?

 

[Pandora]

I wonder what my coworkers would think if I sat around the office and licked myself as much as my cats do?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I wonder what it would be like if Pandora sat around and licked herself like a cat does.

 

[bast_imret]

I'm sleepy.

 

[Dream]

Drinking lots of Diet Dr Pepper makes me pee!

 

[InnerMuse]

Show us your fried egg boobies! Yippie!!

 

[Thorn Bird]

OMG I JUST REALIZED THAT I LIKE DARK CHOCOLATE.