The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

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b_sinning

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Proof animals are getting smarter.

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A male orangutan, clinging precariously to overhanging branches, flails the water with a pole, trying desperately to spear a passing fish.
 

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Yeah, I got paged by one when I was out at dinner 9 or 10 years ago. The mouse had died on a server he was working on - I told him to use keyboard commands since I sure as heck wasn't driving in for that.

He had NO idea what the heck I was talking about, painful...

it's the equivalent to asking someone who designs the interior of cars about the inner workings of the engine
 

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How old is Alix?

no idea...she lives in the UK iirc and you're allowed to shag sheep there so I don't think it really matters


man, killer pasta bar at the diner today...made to order...got grilled chicken penne with green olives, mushrooms, fresh spinach, a bit of garlic and onion and topped in cream sauce :drool:
 

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So I got a letter in the mail from the State I was born in saying I have unclaimed property. No idea of what it is, letter doesn't say, and State website won't tell me without handing over identification (they use a 3rd party company for the claims process, gg).Probably some dividend check my dad didn't deposit. Amazingly this State tracked me down to my current address (I moved when I was 13 or 14).
 

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What's the point of beer bottles made of plastic, but look like the brown glass beer bottles? I saw that shit at the concert, and didn't understand. Usually at concerts they just put your drink in a cup, cuz it is less likely to be thrown and/or injure someone. The concert venue had two fully stocked bars too. Tons of people were wasted.
 

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What's the point of beer bottles made of plastic, but look like the brown glass beer bottles? I saw that shit at the concert, and didn't understand. Usually at concerts they just put your drink in a cup, cuz it is less likely to be thrown and/or injure someone. The concert venue had two fully stocked bars too. Tons of people were wasted.



Well, the bottles are dark to keep the light out, which preserves the beer longer, and I assume theyre plastic so drunken retards dont break them and get cut.
 
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