The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

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ERage

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our power goes out at 4:30 and I get to go home...unless this is all a ploy by physical plant for April Fools.
 

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Man Shooting Hole Through Wall Kills Wife



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http://www.kctv5.com/news/15698864/detail.html

This should have been a Florida story, what a weird way to go.

deepwater is in the ozarks where crazy ass giant attacking spiders live. it's easier to shoot the spiders and patch up the wall becuase if you try to step on it or something it'll jump at you and give you a heart attack. then it'll eat your face while you're writing in pain on the floor grabbing your chest and taking your last few breaths.

so in all fairness, shooting holes in the walls is a perfectly legit way to accomplish something down there.
 
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At what point does building a taller tallest-building-in-the-world start to run to risk of putting too much stress in one place of the continental crust, cracking it, and creating a volcano or something? are they already at the point where bedrock deforms under the weight of these massive structures?
 

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I want to proclaim how much I hate college.

The fact that the world deems it necessary to pay 20k for schooling when it is something I would prefer to teach myself (which I do anyways taking online courses) for the cost of Barnes and Noble books -20%

Unfortunately, this silly degree is needed to prove my self worth.

/bitch
 

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I want to proclaim how much I hate college.

The fact that the world deems it necessary to pay 20k for schooling when it is something I would prefer to teach myself (which I do anyways taking online courses) for the cost of Barnes and Noble books -20%

Unfortunately, this silly degree is needed to prove my self worth.

/bitch

takes money to make money
 

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I want to proclaim how much I hate college.

The fact that the world deems it necessary to pay 20k for schooling when it is something I would prefer to teach myself (which I do anyways taking online courses) for the cost of Barnes and Noble books -20%

Unfortunately, this silly degree is needed to prove my self worth.

/bitch

There exists a university with no residency requirements except for one teeny class. You can allegedly CLEP out of the rest.

And yes, it's regionally accredited.
 

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Orly? I prefer to spend 80 bucks on a test than 450 on a course. :eek:

http://www.excelsior.edu

And actually, it's a combination of CLEP, DANTES, and ECE (Their own exams, which are available throughout the country) exams. It looks like you can completely test out of a generic Liberal Arts degree with just those exams. A BS in Business requires one TECEP exam, which is more money than the others - but still cheaper/quicker than a class.
 
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