The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

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So I had basically a half day yesterday and let me tell you how lucky I was...


Woke up around 10ish and Drew was walking the dog before work. I didnt think anything of it and just went to my corporate office to handle some of my bosses invoices/wires. I get home around 12:45 and something seems missing from the house, oh wait THE DOG. She doesnt know how to climb stairs and she is a 96 pound Doberman, not that hard to lose you know? I guess when he was walking her this morning he left the back slider open a smidgen and she worked her nose into opening it. Of course I go ape shit and start frantically running around the neighborhood looking for her. My fat ass is running for a good hour up and down keene with no luck, still flipping out. Luckily one of the neighbors saw her roaming around and grabbed her(not many people would grab a big ass Dobe). I have never lost a dog before, that shit scares the fuck outta you. Now 90% of the neighborhood and surrounded businesses has my phone number. If she does it again, good luck to her!
 
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