The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Took you long enough, you have to dodge an army of hippies on the way home or something?

Afternoon traffic sux

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Outside of city limits it is.
Inside its strictly a tag & release deal.

Damn.

What if you drag 'em outside of city limits?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Afternoon traffic sux

Yeah, I have to dodge two cats and a stupid dog on the way to the beer fridge.

Almost got taken out.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

There should be like a $18 tax on each dreadlock on a white person.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Clear gravy boats make me giddy.

 

[plot]

Just finished my taxes.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Just finished my taxes.

So, you used a box.

Is the box going to meet with the IRS agent?

Is the box going to feed the kids when you're hauled off to Club Fed?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I wonder how much longer it will be until phone companies don't automatically give out phone books anymore.

 

[plot]

the box claims it will...

 

[plot]

people still have landlines or what? i can see the purpose of yellow pages but that's about it.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

the box claims it will...

Yeah, and last week the box said it was going to clean out the garage.

Then it said it was going to listen and try to be more empathetic.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

people still have landlines or what? i can see the purpose of yellow pages but that's about it.

There's still places where there ain't no cell service, or broadband.

 

[plot]

well, it didn't listen, but it was more empathetic. and i dont have a garage so i figured that was just sort of a bad joke it made.

kind of like saying "i'll get the door" when it's an automatic door

 

[plot]

There's still places where there ain't no cell service, or broadband.

shens. not any place a person would live anyways

 

[Dharma1521]

I was just attacked by a Corgi


I should sue the Queen




And by Queen I mean Elton John, or fly.

I the Corgi. WTF did you do to it.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

well, it didn't listen, but it was more empathetic. and i dont have a garage so i figured that was just sort of a bad joke it made.

kind of like saying "i'll get the door" when it's an automatic door

Well, sometimes it shouldn't joke

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I the Corgi. WTF did you do to it.

Why did _I_ have to do anything to it?

It's a vicious beast.

And a con artist.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

shens. not any place a person would live anyways

I'm good at finding places with holes in cell service

 

[Syrup Beaver]

When I win the lotto, I want a mint room like they have at the Celestial Seasonings factory. AND a coffee bean room where I can just sit in the splendor of overpowering dark roast bean aroma :swoon:

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Damn.

What if you drag 'em outside of city limits?

Eh, theyre pretty lenient on the enforcement of that particular law.