The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

[Dharma1521]

I was waiting on my wife to finish giving a lady a haircut once and I heard the lady talking about she was getting her hair done so she could have a portrait made of her and her cat. My wife laughed thing the lady was joking with her and I had to explain later that I was pretty sure the lady was serious. Single pet owners can be loony. The lady works at the same place I do and weeks later I saw the portrait on her desk and had a good laugh again.

I'm pretty looney about the dog but if you are making a comment about dogs I'm not going to jump down your throat.

 

[JAXvillain]

So I was talking to this girl at work and sharing my philosophy about how cats are little psychological ninjas. And she says, "You don't know my cat and do NOT talk about him like that." I laughed because I figured that she was joking.


She wasn't.

yeah, that's psycho

 

[Jonny_B]

I'm pretty looney about the dog but if you are making a comment about dogs I'm not going to jump down your throat.

yeah, i don't worry too much about people hurting my dog's feelings.

 

[b_sinning]

I'm pretty looney about the dog but if you are making a comment about dogs I'm not going to jump down your throat.

Are you this looney?

http://gizmodo.com/369641/dead-dog-sweaters-may-not-be-the-best-way-to-remember-your-pets

 

[ERage]

cool site: http://www.myoats.com/

 

[JAXvillain]

Are you this looney?

http://gizmodo.com/369641/dead-dog-sweaters-may-not-be-the-best-way-to-remember-your-pets

 

[JAXvillain]

it is pouring rain inside the building right now
the roof is leaking like a sieve from the tornado damage

 

[JAXvillain]

 

[Dharma1521]

Are you this looney?

http://gizmodo.com/369641/dead-dog-sweaters-may-not-be-the-best-way-to-remember-your-pets

I just threw up in my mouth a bit. I'm not a fan of dog hair thats why I have a min pin.

 

[JAXvillain]

man, this is freaking nuts...it is raining all over the place inside the building

 

[Jonny_B]

man, this is freaking nuts...it is raining all over the place inside the building

has your job turned into covering equipment with garbage bags?

 

[Valve1138]

man, this is freaking nuts...it is raining all over the place inside the building

Dress up like a Pirate and yell out pirate type things.

 

[JAXvillain]

has your job turned into covering equipment with garbage bags?

nah, we have an army of facilities people taking care of that stuff

 

[JAXvillain]

kristen davis from sex & the city nekkid and getting fucked

NSFW obviously
http://www.totallynsfw.com/galleries/galleries_kristin_davis_has_a_sex_tape_out/

 

[b_sinning]

With all that money you would think she could afford a trim.

 

[JAXvillain]

With all that money you would think she could afford a trim.

pics are from '92 supposedly but yeah, she needed to trim the hedge

 

[Valve1138]

kristen davis from sex & the city nekkid and getting fucked

NSFW obviously
http://www.totallynsfw.com/galleries/galleries_kristin_davis_has_a_sex_tape_out/

Freakin sweet. Just in time for that shitty movie.

 

[Jonny_B]

kristen davis from sex & the city nekkid and getting fucked

NSFW obviously
http://www.totallynsfw.com/galleries/galleries_kristin_davis_has_a_sex_tape_out/

@ totallynsfw.com. I bet websense caught that one the day it was registered.

 

[Jonny_B]

In case I haven't already provided enough reason to move to Fort Worth, here's a new one: Opening soon, a drive-through beer barn (beer store) staffed entirely by hot women. Conveniently located near Texas Christian University... and me.

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2008/03/if_hooters_is_too_classy_for_y.php

 

[JAXvillain]

wow, they closed our building to the public through this sunday...after the indoor rain deluge yesterday, big chunks of the roof started falling and also a big glass pane that was some 10+ stories up