The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

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Shalimar

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My respect at the moment is going to Trent Reznor that released his latest album Ghost online, parts of it for free, and with no advance publicity all by himself. He just posted on nin.com that it was available. In one week he has made $1.6 million. Money that he pocketed without involving the corrupt music marketing industry.

bro.. are you focking kidding me??!!!


wait to the Hip hoppers hear about this??!!!
 

Thorn Bird

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i heard he released a few ways to get his music. all of them are brilliant.


and my four-year-old knows the macarena dance, the song sung with the months of the year. :omy:
 

Valve1138

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My respect at the moment is going to Trent Reznor that released his latest album Ghost online, parts of it for free, and with no advance publicity all by himself. He just posted on nin.com that it was available. In one week he has made $1.6 million. Money that he pocketed without involving the corrupt music marketing industry.

Did he release the Garageband tracks again too.
 

Mean Mr. Mustard

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So far this week Ive gotten 2 sets of parts (12 total pieces) with the metal finish all wrong (masked on the wrong side) and another set of parts with riveted nutplates and the rivets are all bent on the backside because they were too long:tard:
And for some reason our illustrious procurement dept keeps sending work to this vendor:tard:
 

JAXvillain

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God damn CNN has some cash. Can I work there too? I'd like to weigh 400 pounds by Christmas.

this wasn't for the whole building, just the execs in this meeting...when they're done they unleash me and all the assistants on it to polish the stuff off like jackals :lol:
 

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there are tons of hot chicks pouring in downstairs...SEC basketball tourny in the building this weekend

I just saw a german tourist with one of the sweetest mullets I have ever seen
 

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So I was eating at this pizza place today and right out the window is this big pond/fountain. On the otherside of that is a very busy road. So these two kids were down in the pond area making out, out of the view of the road... but in plain site of the entire pizza place. They're laying on an embankment so the pizza place pretty much has a full clear view of everything that's happening.

We sat down to eat and my buddy see's this table of guys laughing and pointing so he looks over and tells me to look... and there it was, looks like some chick is laying on some dude making out and thinking they have privacy or something... we just assume it's a chick on top becuase the person on top is about a foot shorter than the person on bottom.

So pretty soon we look over again and the person on top is full on dry humping the person on bottom, again we assume it's a horny little chick on top. Then I turn around to take a look at the restaurant, as my back is to the entire place at this point, and notice about 15 random people of all ages, young to old, male and female, all watching the show going on outside.... an old man in the crowd was getting agitated and was storming around threatening to go yell at them at this point. I tried to ready my camera/video phone, but alas, it's to new and I havn't figured those functions out yet. I fail at life.

Pretty soon the tiny person on top rolls off and they're both laying on the grass, and that's when the entire place realizes they're both probably 12. (Turns out it's spring break here, who knew?)... the person on top is actually a dude, and after we all had flashbacks to 7th grade when all the chicks have already hit puberty and are amazons... pretty much the entire place starts laughing. It only gets funnier when both of the kids look up and notice probably 20 people at this point watching and laughing, at which point, they both stood up and took off rather quickly.

i'm currently reading my moto manual so next time i have something youtube worthy.
 

Josh

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So my friend from RI gave me some stomach virus on Thursday, and I still feel like junk. I was over his parent's house on Tuesday night for a dinner with him, his new kid, his bro and friend, and his parents. I wasn't feeling all that great Thursday afternoon, and then I get a phone call from him letting me know everyone at the dinner is now sick :mad:

On the bright side, I haven't slept this much in a couple of years, plus am having vivid dreams that I can actually remember when I wake up. Probably due to the fever/chills.
 

Dharma1521

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Random customer service stories:

1) Female caller for an apartment complex. Called because the laundry room is locked. The office advises the operators to direct such calls to security. We are supposed to give the caller the securities phone number. The caller said the following:
"I pay your salary and don't want to call and do your job for you."
"Its in my contract do you want me to read the contract to you."
"There is a conspiracy against the spanish and its all over the WORLD."

2) Male caller in his 80's calls up a lawyers office the call is as follows:
Old Guy: "I have some information that the lawyer would be interested in
about (mumble) . . . president clinton's wife . . (mumble)."
Me: "What? Do you think that I need to page a lawyer on his day off for
this?"
Old Guy: "If you don't tell him it will be PLANET OF THE APES!."
Me: click.

3) Male caller on a lawyer line. He wants to speak to the lawyer he says that
he has ever case known to man and that he is a money maker. I ask for his
phone number and he says that he is homeless but I can call his girlfriend
she's a doctor. Uh-huh.
 
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