The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

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remember to mention that you're there for blowmar's party.. first 50 of my guests get a VIP lanyard thingy, and a giftbag full o' swag. we got that whole raised VIP area in the middle.. good ish.

Yeah the VIP area is badass in that club, not a Tampa style "I cant even see the dance floor" VIP room.

I will be bringing the new girlie and some friends that are coming into town. Let me know if you are NOT doing a VIP list cause I will just jump on Jasons. Its me plus at least 4 and I dont feel like racing to try to be in the top fiddy :fly:
 

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hahaha.. mostly trying not to look.. they're corny, but the money was good.




for my guests saturday:






sorryy it's so small... :tard:

i should have some copies to send out if anybody wants one. ;)

I haven't even HEARD one of your cds in YEARS and I come out to many of your events :(

EDIT - Does that big S on the cd stand for Spread Street Gangsta???
 

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man, i smile just readin that joint. hahah..


SHUT IT DOWN SQUAD... i'm on 88.5 fm once a month on saturdays, midnight to 3.. REAL hip hop.. they added me to their clique.


If they have an online streaming channel let us know! Otherwise, I dont think I even have an AM/FM raaadio... I guess I could listen from my alarm clock :fly:
 

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Explain for us morons?

I think I get it I just didnt know it worked like that :confused:

I think the deal is that it takes more power to light a screen up white than to display black. So a black background google page * users of google * minutes spent looking at google pages will ultimately use less energy in the world.

It's probably more important for people with CRT monitors or LED back lit monitors.
 

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Okay , so this is how I imagine the conversation went:


Walmart Employee: 'Hello 'dis Walmarts, how can I help you?'
Customer: 'Yes, I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.'
Walmart Employee: 'Whatchu want on da cake?'
Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne.' And underneath that 'We will miss you'.
 

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Okay , so this is how I imagine the conversation went:


Walmart Employee: 'Hello 'dis Walmarts, how can I help you?'
Customer: 'Yes, I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.'
Walmart Employee: 'Whatchu want on da cake?'
Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne.' And underneath that 'We will miss you'.

:eek:
 

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Okay , so this is how I imagine the conversation went:


Walmart Employee: 'Hello 'dis Walmarts, how can I help you?'
Customer: 'Yes, I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.'
Walmart Employee: 'Whatchu want on da cake?'
Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne.' And underneath that 'We will miss you'.

:lol: did you order it in st pete?
 

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Okay , so this is how I imagine the conversation went:


Walmart Employee: 'Hello 'dis Walmarts, how can I help you?'
Customer: 'Yes, I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.'
Walmart Employee: 'Whatchu want on da cake?'
Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne.' And underneath that 'We will miss you'.



The chain of stupidity in that story is just mind boggling.
Not only is the person that took the mssg cranially impaired, the person that made the cake, as well as everyone else that handled it before it was given to the customer is also mentally suspect.
Of course, most people that can accurately take phone messages and not screw up the simple task of decorating a cake wont work for four bucks an hour.
 

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My work just gave me a brand new laptop and desktop and said my new 24inch lcd should be here any day now. Plus my mom just stopped by my work and gave me some cash saying how my parent's feel bad about my marriage but they think it's for the best and go cheer myself up. I don't think they have done anything like that since I was 16.

Oh let this be a sign that Karma is tired of bitch slapping me around.
 
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