The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

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Josh

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Well the wife said she wants to call it quit a few minutes ago. In large part because I don't like her parents. The same parents that tried to commit her several months ago because they don't know how to talk with her and have always made our marriage struggle. Of course she had to do it on the phone while I'm at work. I'm sick of the bullshit. I'm broke at the moment because I gave her all the money I had to help her out, of course, and now I'm about to be homeless too. I'm going to make her explain it to my son. At least I hadn't bought her a valentines gift yet. I'm sick of it all. She's never been a wife to me.

Pretty much the same thing happened to my coworker. Sucks man. Chin up bro. More fishes in the pond.
 

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So I had a customer send me a threatening e-mail on Friday telling me if I don't refund part of the services fees I had charged her, she will report me to BBB and my state attorney general's office. What a bitch. She never said anything during the service call about the fees that I charged when I explained them to her prior to starting the work. She paid the bill during the service call. And now she wants a a partial refund (one hour of labor out of the four, plus the mileage fee, as a refund), and it isn't "open to debate".

So I talked to a lawyer about this today and he made a valid point that it isn't worth ignoring or fighting with the customer, as the customer will just tell like 10 people how much of a crook I supposedly am, thus spoiling my good business name.

I also made up a release and fee schedule for customers to sign. Lesson learned. D:
 

APRIL

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should I be wary of dating a chick named april? she even goes by ape too:omy:
I'm having premonitions by association that I'm going to wake up with a cantaloupe in my ass if I sleep with her :eek:

:lol: No wai! Definitely be open to having something large in your ass. Always try something once! :)
 

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Well the wife said she wants to call it quit a few minutes ago. In large part because I don't like her parents. The same parents that tried to commit her several months ago because they don't know how to talk with her and have always made our marriage struggle. Of course she had to do it on the phone while I'm at work. I'm sick of the bullshit. I'm broke at the moment because I gave her all the money I had to help her out, of course, and now I'm about to be homeless too. I'm going to make her explain it to my son. At least I hadn't bought her a valentines gift yet. I'm sick of it all. She's never been a wife to me.

awwww, b. :( :heart: i know you've been trying at this for a long time. sometimes, no matter how much you give, others are just not willing to meet you. do what's best for your son and yourself at this point. he's taking notes now on what he'll be looking for later, and that's something very serious to consider. if you've tried everything you can to make this work, maybe it's time to move on, for your son's sake and for yours. :heart: good luck. i can't imagine how hard and scary and sad and painful this might be. you're in my thoughts.
 

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There was a party with bbq, we dared her to drink the pork grease drippins, she did it and didnt puke, we all laughed at her.


edit - it was a bonus for fly tho, cuz she was pre-lubed on the inside for like a month afterwards.

I feel sick thinking about it. BUT AT LEAST I MANNED UP!!!
 

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There was a party with bbq, we dared her to drink the pork grease drippins, she did it and didnt puke, we all laughed at her.


edit - it was a bonus for fly tho, cuz she was pre-lubed on the inside for like a month afterwards.
that's awesome. tobasco?
 

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Had a burial today. My friend's wife was killed in a car wreck just over a week ago. It's been a hell of a week for him and her family but I think with this finality over with they should start to improve.

In other news I have Imogen Heap - Hide and Seek planted firmly in my head. I'm not helping though because I keep listening to it. I'm a new fan.
 
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