The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

[thrawn]

i got a 28

 

[JAXvillain]

I got 19 but I bet I could take more than that.



http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

woohoo! I got 28!! take that you little fuckers

 

[ERage]

30 due to my meager amount of martial arts training.

This test doesn't account for all variables. One of the keys in any fight is to dominate the willpower of your opponent(s) and 5 year olds are weak minded. You bash a few faces in and show some blood, the others are going to lose heart and you can then run them down at will building momentum as you go.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

27, not bad for a drunk

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

30 due to my meager amount of martial arts training.

This test doesn't account for all variables. One of the keys in any fight is to dominate the willpower of your opponent(s) and 5 year olds are weak minded. You bash a few faces in and show some blood, the others are going to lose heart and you can then run them down at will building momentum as you go.

Also realize tho that theyre just the right height for full-force nut punches.
A constant barrage of tiny fists to the general groin area is gonna slow pretty much anyone down.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Also realize tho that theyre just the right height for full-force nut punches.
A constant barrage of tiny fists to the general groin area is gonna slow pretty much anyone down.

Just gotta grab the first one you can and airplane 'im into the rest of the swarm.

 

[JAXvillain]

grab one by the ankles and swing him around helicopter style using him to bash the others

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Just gotta grab the first one you can and airplane 'im into the rest of the swarm.

And wear a cup into battle.

 

[JAXvillain]

And wear a cup into battle.

it actually said in the rules that all parties would be wearing cups to remove the cheap take down factor

 

[Dharma1521]

I got a 25. I have no issue with kicking the kids butts. Then Fly could abuse them when I am done. Win. Win.

 

[BeerAd]

30 due to my meager amount of martial arts training.

This test doesn't account for all variables. One of the keys in any fight is to dominate the willpower of your opponent(s) and 5 year olds are weak minded. You bash a few faces in and show some blood, the others are going to lose heart and you can then run them down at will building momentum as you go.

The children are merciless and will show no fear

the survey was 2 steps ahead of you

 

[BeerAd]

grab one by the ankles and swing him around helicopter style using him to bash the others

During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children?

they pretty much covered everything


I got a 23 which is about right, weve had this talk in the past on more than one occasion.

 

[JAXvillain]

they pretty much covered everything


I got a 23 which is about right, weve had this talk in the past on more than one occasion.

I wasn't talking about throwing...I was more envisioning using one as a club of sorts

 

[JAXvillain]

I wasn't talking about throwing...I was more envisioning using one as a club of sorts

I mangled that...can't type today...fixed

 

[ERage]

the survey was 2 steps ahead of you

I don't read directions but I do pay my taxes.

 

[JAXvillain]

I don't read directions but I do pay my taxes.

 

[b_sinning]

It says I could take on 19 as well. Haha, I'm just as strong as you, or it might be due to my abnormally long arms.

I'm not as vicious as you and they factored in PMS.

 

[ERage]

I'm not as vicious as you and they factored in PMS.

Each kid she takes out builds up some charge, once her bar is full she can use the PMS special attack.

Here is what a level 3 PMS special looks like.

 

[kiwi]

Each kid she takes out builds up some charge, once her bar is full she can use the PMS special attack.

Here is what a level 3 PMS special looks like.

Heck ya. Man it's nice being a female sometimes.

 

[BeerAd]

I don't read directions but I do pay my taxes.

Must be hard to pay them without reading directions