The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

[my little brony]

I don't see Kwanzaa represented there.

because it's not a real holiday

 

[Syrup Beaver]

because it's not a real holiday

Still not the response I went fishing for though.

 

[thrawn]

Still not the response I went fishing for though.

please see sig for racist comments

 

[Shalimar]

bought Usher's new cologne yesterday (i'm such a mark) for my wife to give me for xmas.. smells good. and i got a free bag.

 

[Shalimar]

oh, also got some fresh jordans.

 

[b_sinning]

bought Usher's new cologne yesterday (i'm such a mark) for my wife to give me for xmas.. smells good. and i got a free bag.

It has to be better than R. Kelly's cologne which smells like pee.

 

[Shalimar]

speaking of r. kelly, little niece's dance recital chose one of his xmas songs to open with yesterday. i found it ironic. or disturbing.

diddy's "unforgivable" cologne is good too.

 

[b_sinning]

I dislike Diddy too much to wear any of his products.

 

[Shalimar]

I dislike Diddy too much to wear any of his products.

my mom gets mad whenever she sees me in sean john apparel, "you just keep givin ur money to that diddy character, don't you?!" hahahahaha

 

[BeerAd]

On kind of a related note...

What the fuck is up with Snoop Dogg having a parenting show??? WTF is wrong with America that we give a murder suspect a family show???

Hey OJ you wanna do a special with Dr. Phil on how to run a good marriage???

 

[JAXvillain]

lol, dubya just said in a sound bite, "drugs destroys lives!"

 

[Syrup Beaver]

He must referring to Leonard R. Druggs, the infamous back alley tattoo removal butcher.

 

[JAXvillain]

He must referring to Leonard R. Druggs, the infamous back alley tattoo removal butcher.

I had him figured for a back alley abortion doctor

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I like to put a big spoonful of shortening on everything I put in the microwave.

Oatmeal, leftover rice, etc.

 

[JAXvillain]

I like to put a big spoonful of shortening on everything I put in the microwave.

Oatmeal, leftover rice, etc.

washed down with vegetable oil served neat?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I saw a 5lb bucket of "certified lard" in the grocery store once.
How the hell is it certified, and why on earth would you need 5lbs of it?

 

[JAXvillain]

I saw a 5lb bucket of "certified lard" in the grocery store once.
How the hell is it certified, and why on earth would you need 5lbs of it?

maybe they were certifying you would die if you ate it all

 

[my little brony]

i just had some matzoh ball soup

 

[Syrup Beaver]

washed down with vegetable oil served neat?

Never tried that, hmmm....

Just now I've mixed butter flavored shortening, sugar, cocoa powder, and oatmeal into a most delightful early afternoon snack.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I saw a 5lb bucket of "certified lard" in the grocery store once.
How the hell is it certified, and why on earth would you need 5lbs of it?

5lbs of it will carry you through a long weekend, hopefully.