The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

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I'm just a bill.
Yes, I'm only a bill.
And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill.
Well, it's a long, long journey
To the capital city.
It's a long, long wait
While I'm sitting in committee,
But I know I'll be a law someday
At least I hope and pray that I will,
But today I am still just a bill.

Boy: Gee, Bill, you certainly have a lot of patience and courage.

Bill: Well I got this far. When I started, I wasn't even a bill, I was just an idea. Some folks back home decided they wanted a law passed, so they called their local Congressman and he said, "You're right, there oughta be a law." Then he sat down and wrote me out and introduced me to Congress. And I became a bill, and I'll remain a bill until they decide to make me a law.
 

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Just taste one

What flavors you got

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Uh, I'm not hungry
 

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Betty Botter bought a beaver.
But the beastly beaver bit her.
So she bought a biting badger.
And the badger bit the beaver.
Since the badger bit the beaver,
now the beaver will not bite her.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a beaver-biting badger.
 

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I just bought some of that 'ridiculously long lasting' Stride gum, and it's good, but I wouldn't say it's ridiculously long lasting. I should probably take some action on this. Maybe drive to the maker's hometown, lock myself in a school house with a handful of Amish girls and shoot them all up.

Hey did I spell Amish correctly?
 

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the fact that many users in the forum can't understand the fundamental rules of this thread amuses me to no end
 
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