The First Annual Useless Forums Boobie Contest

I actually have to trim my back, not fully shave but just run the clippers with a #2 or a #3, otherwise my chest hair grows in embarrassingly like Austin Powers. What a fucking curse. So, I just keep it really short, so it's still there, and I don't look like some kind of manfreak, but it doesn't look at fucking retarded like it would without proper maintenance.

I coincide to happen when I shave the twigs and berries.


Optical Inch for the win!
 
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