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We did three miles on Thursday when the heat index was about 111F. It sucked, but I felt like a badass at the end. Nature, being the great equalizer, decided to remind me this morning on our five miler what a little bitch I am. Heat index was only around 100F, but I thought I was gonna die.

Nature - 1
Me - 0
 
Will do tomorrow. Have done a 6X 6 and today a 6X12 - so I got 6X 18! Yippee. Now we have to do flanking (6)6X8s to have the final 18X20 patio.
Oh wait - did you want pics of me? I AM totally bronzed out and getting ripped from this shit.. I know, i know - the thought of old weiners :lol: I'm Sexercising it sonny!
 
I’m slower than all get out but I’ve worked up to a half a mile in the pool.
Quick and easy mile swim set (in a 25m pool):
11 lengths, :30 rest
10 lengths, :30 rest
9 lengths, :30 rest
8 lengths, :30 rest
7 lengths, :30 rest
6 lengths, :30 rest
5 lengths, :30 rest
4 lengths, :30 rest
3 lengths, :30 rest
2 lengths, :30 rest
1 length

Gets you 1650m, which is a whisker over a mile.

If you're in a filthy imperialist pool (25yd), add 4 lengths on to the end.
 
I was up in Cambridge, Maryland this last weekend which just happened to have an Ironman going on. Struck up a conversation with this dude who told me about all the jellyfish stings you'll get during the swim portion.

Fuck that.
 
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Quick and easy mile swim set (in a 25m pool):
11 lengths, :30 rest
10 lengths, :30 rest
9 lengths, :30 rest
8 lengths, :30 rest
7 lengths, :30 rest
6 lengths, :30 rest
5 lengths, :30 rest
4 lengths, :30 rest
3 lengths, :30 rest
2 lengths, :30 rest
1 length

Gets you 1650m, which is a whisker over a mile.

If you're in a filthy imperialist pool (25yd), add 4 lengths on to the end.
starting hard and getting easier sounds good on paper... but it realllllly drags out in real life
 
I was up in Cambridge, Maryland this last weekend which just happened to have an Ironman going on. Struck up a conversation with this dude who told me about all the jellyfish stings you'll get during the swim portion.

Fuck that.
I don’t think they had that issue at the Ironman here.
 
Quick and easy mile swim set (in a 25m pool):
11 lengths, :30 rest
10 lengths, :30 rest
9 lengths, :30 rest
8 lengths, :30 rest
7 lengths, :30 rest
6 lengths, :30 rest
5 lengths, :30 rest
4 lengths, :30 rest
3 lengths, :30 rest
2 lengths, :30 rest
1 length

Gets you 1650m, which is a whisker over a mile.

If you're in a filthy imperialist pool (25yd), add 4 lengths on to the end.
I don’t know the exact length. It’s our community pool and I walked it and measured 26 big steps so I called it 25 yards. Today was 18 laps down and back. One of these days I should measure and see if I was right.
 
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