the excrement begins.

[Thorn Bird]

so in a matter of hours my in-laws begin rolling in. by the time we get to saturday there will be 30 people partying in my house (spangelet's birthday party,) and then 40 people on sunday to get spange drunk to properly celebrate HIS GRADUATION!!!!!!!!!!!!! so, from thursday to monday there will be more crazies here than a sold-out monster truck show.

i have properly stocked up on my valium and i'm going shopping today for alcohol...any other recommendations for preserving sanity while family's in???
fly, i'm sure you have a few pointers.

 

[b_sinning]

Ouch. I'd hate that. Good luck.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

A loaded revolver. You know, just in case.

 

[Thorn Bird]

A loaded revolver. You know, just in case.

good idea. we only have a bb gun here, and that's not enough to penetrate thick skulls.

 

[Coqui]

good idea. we only have a bb gun here, and that's not enough to penetrate thick skulls.

One should learn to use what they have.

Shoot the BB gun at the wall, it ricochets off it and hits the person in the back of the head. When they turn around to see what hit them, use the butt of the gun to knock them out.

 

[b_sinning]

We should get a pool going of who will be the first person to check out Thorn's butt out of the relatives. Marklar of course.

 

[Thorn Bird]

One should learn to use what they have.

Shoot the BB gun at the wall, it ricochets off it and hits the person in the back of the head. When they turn around to see what hit them, use the butt of the gun to knock them out.

i hope you'll be on call for these next five days in case i need more than just this idea.

 

[Thorn Bird]

We should get a pool going of who will be the first person to check out Thorn's butt out of the relatives. Marklar of course.

i'm gonna bet on either my girlfriend or her fiance (who was my first kiss.)

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Investing in a flask might not be a bad idea

 

[kiwi]

Woo Hoo, party at Thorn Birds!

 

[BigDov]

I've always gone with the notion that if there's family AND drinking involved, I need to be the one that gets drunk first, then I don't really care what they do.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I've always gone with the notion that if there's family AND drinking involved, I need to be the one that gets drunk first, then I don't really care what they do.

I thought you were leaving?

And yeah, I agree - unfortunately that's quite a few beers to get to that point so I gotta start early

 

[Coqui]

 

[Syrup Beaver]

A little metamucil is good for that

 

[Coqui]

A little metamucil is good for that

If it's beginning won't she want a prevention technique though?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

If it's beginning won't she want a prevention technique though?

One should never, ever, interrupt one's desire to defecate. I have inquired at the Bronx and London Zoos as to the daily bowel evacuations of primates. It is not once, twice, or three times, sir, but four. At the end of an average day, their cages are filled with a veritable mountain of natural health.

 

[Coqui]

One should never, ever, interrupt one's desire to defecate. I have inquired at the Bronx and London Zoos as to the daily bowel evacuations of primates. It is not once, twice, or three times, sir, but four. At the end of an average day, their cages are filled with a veritable mountain of natural health.

Point taken.

 

[b_sinning]

i'm gonna bet on either my girlfriend or her fiance (who was my first kiss.)

Does Spange know you have a girlfriend?

 

[Coqui]

Does Spange know you have a girlfriend?

I doubt it otherwise he would have posted the vids already......or he's a selfish bastard

 

[Thorn Bird]

Does Spange know you have a girlfriend?

of course. he encourages it. duh.


and shhh...i have more than one.