the do's and don'ts of atlantic city

Onnotangu said:
why the hell should I go to atlantic city when I got casinoes within a half hour drive...and legal hookers just across the border? and the entertanment of coqui only a 2 hour drive away
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fixd for me :drool:

Chim and I have only gone to a couple of casinos before. Collectively we have spent $7 on gambling. And we spent 4 days in Vegas one time.

:shrug: to gambling.
 
Jonny_B said:
i don't even know when to stop drinking. if i were drinking AND gambling Bad Things would happen.
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Last time we went out playing poker my boss went out in the first hand, I went to the final table. He got pissed cause he was out and decided that after I was in the top 6 of 70 in the tourney that he would get me a drink. I am already a little tipsy and I start drinking it. It goes down pretty harsh but I say nothing and continue concentrating, finish the drink. Next hand I am completely drunk because he had the waitress stop giving me crown and cokes and start giving me double crowns. I was so drunk I went all in on a 3, 7 off suite. Lost because I was poisoned by my own boss :fly:
 
Sarcasmo said:
The entire city of Las Vegas should be illegal. Not because of the hookers and gambling, but because THERE IS NOW A SPRAWLING CITY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING DESERT AND ENTIRE RIVERS WHICH NO LONGER REACH THE SEA BECAUSE THEIR WATER IS BEING ENDLESSLY DIVERTED. *cries*
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You've become quite dramatic.
 
The fact that we can change the course of rivers, create lakes, and sit in the middle of a desert and eat a lobster dinner means we are on the top of the fucking food chain.

The Earth got pwned.
 
inline4 said:
What more can i say other then its fantastic, amazing and you have no idea what time it is anywhere.

1. Do drink as much as possible while playing a game
Who doesn't like free booze

2. Don't bet alot while drinking, or start early and change to a cheaper game

3. Do eat a few times atleast, i forgot about this one.

4. Don't go with a chronic gambler of which you relied on a ride there and subsequently a ride back..

5. Do keep in constant communication with friends

6. Don't make your ATM card easily accessible.

7. Do learn as much as possible from the pros, and feel free to piss them off

8. Don't understimate the noobs..

9. TIP TIP TIP, gets you drinks faster

10. Don't drink very strong drinks, if you plan on being there for a long time.

11. Don't talk to the girl that came along to hang out with your friend even if they are all passed out and you two are teh only ones awake in the limo. This will be construed as "cockblocking" and will ruin friendships.

12. Do sleep as much as possible after the trip, a room is strictly a place to put your belongings while spending 12+ hours in the casino before leaving

13. Don't fall for the hotties at teh bar, they are looking for a sugar daddy

14. Do watch the other fools to see what they do wrong and then don't repeat them.. i.e. don't sit at a table.

15. Don't try to learn a game at a 25 dollar minimum bet table, yes the dealers are friendly and will try to help, but they won't.


i'll think of more as i can.
The end result, i was up over 1k at my 2/5 no limit table after about 6 hours.

10 hours in i made friends with the waitress who finally started bringing my scotch the way i wanted it and on a regular basis along with coffee. Coffee does not make you sober, it just makes you an awake drunk. This isn't good enough! After 14 hours i was down about 7-800, partly due to cold cards and partly due to chasing shit i shouldnt' have been chasing.

The plus side i made some good friends and played next to a few pro's i saw on T.V. a few times. they were impressed with my play and i was impressed with most of theirs. if i ever go back i'll refrain from drinking scotch. maybe i'll stick with beer.

Thats it really. This ends my blog. And to keep this entertaining tell a story about your casino outings.

to explain #4. After he lost around 22k he didnt have cash to pay the limo driver after coming back. 300+ OTD.
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I like how you went to Atlantic City, which is no more than 90 minutes from where I reside and you didn't hang out. Oh wait, you didn't hang out when I was in your neck of the woods for like a fucking week either.

This post will be deleted, just like all of my other shitty posts, so hopefully you'll read this before it's gone:

YOU'RE A STUPID [ADMIN EDIT]
 
elpmis said:
I like how you went to Atlantic City, which is no more than 90 minutes from where I reside and you didn't hang out. Oh wait, you didn't hang out when I was in your neck of the woods for like a fucking week either.

This post will be deleted, just like all of my other shitty posts, so hopefully you'll read this before it's gone:

YOU'RE A STUPID [ADMIN EDIT]
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It's because your ass is too loose. I had no problem meeting up with Inline last time I was in Orlando. Stop being such a man whore and give your asshole time to recede back into your body and respectable gay folk like Inline might be more interested in meeting up for a game of mudstick. It's just not fun to play if the goal is 4 times wider than standard...it's too easy to score.

Posted with love,

ERage.
 
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