the do's and don'ts of atlantic city

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What more can i say other then its fantastic, amazing and you have no idea what time it is anywhere.

1. Do drink as much as possible while playing a game
Who doesn't like free booze

2. Don't bet alot while drinking, or start early and change to a cheaper game

3. Do eat a few times atleast, i forgot about this one.

4. Don't go with a chronic gambler of which you relied on a ride there and subsequently a ride back..

5. Do keep in constant communication with friends

6. Don't make your ATM card easily accessible.

7. Do learn as much as possible from the pros, and feel free to piss them off

8. Don't understimate the noobs..

9. TIP TIP TIP, gets you drinks faster

10. Don't drink very strong drinks, if you plan on being there for a long time.

11. Don't talk to the girl that came along to hang out with your friend even if they are all passed out and you two are teh only ones awake in the limo. This will be construed as "cockblocking" and will ruin friendships.

12. Do sleep as much as possible after the trip, a room is strictly a place to put your belongings while spending 12+ hours in the casino before leaving

13. Don't fall for the hotties at teh bar, they are looking for a sugar daddy

14. Do watch the other fools to see what they do wrong and then don't repeat them.. i.e. don't sit at a table.

15. Don't try to learn a game at a 25 dollar minimum bet table, yes the dealers are friendly and will try to help, but they won't.


i'll think of more as i can.
The end result, i was up over 1k at my 2/5 no limit table after about 6 hours.

10 hours in i made friends with the waitress who finally started bringing my scotch the way i wanted it and on a regular basis along with coffee. Coffee does not make you sober, it just makes you an awake drunk. This isn't good enough! After 14 hours i was down about 7-800, partly due to cold cards and partly due to chasing shit i shouldnt' have been chasing.

The plus side i made some good friends and played next to a few pro's i saw on T.V. a few times. they were impressed with my play and i was impressed with most of theirs. if i ever go back i'll refrain from drinking scotch. maybe i'll stick with beer.

Thats it really. This ends my blog. And to keep this entertaining tell a story about your casino outings.

to explain #4. After he lost around 22k he didnt have cash to pay the limo driver after coming back. 300+ OTD.
 
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The entire city of Las Vegas should be illegal. Not because of the hookers and gambling, but because THERE IS NOW A SPRAWLING CITY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING DESERT AND ENTIRE RIVERS WHICH NO LONGER REACH THE SEA BECAUSE THEIR WATER IS BEING ENDLESSLY DIVERTED. *cries*
 
The entire city of Las Vegas should be illegal. Not because of the hookers and gambling, but because THERE IS NOW A SPRAWLING CITY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING DESERT AND ENTIRE RIVERS WHICH NO LONGER REACH THE SEA BECAUSE THEIR WATER IS BEING ENDLESSLY DIVERTED. *cries*
Water is not more important that human life you pansy. It's the water's fault for not being there in the first place.
 
The entire city of Las Vegas should be illegal. Not because of the hookers and gambling, but because THERE IS NOW A SPRAWLING CITY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING DESERT AND ENTIRE RIVERS WHICH NO LONGER REACH THE SEA BECAUSE THEIR WATER IS BEING ENDLESSLY DIVERTED. *cries*

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Seriously though, it's an environmental travesty that Vegas is allowed to exist. There's no excuse for it. If they want to spend their casino money to build desalination plants and pipe in all the water they could ever need, then great. But instead they've chosen to destroy massive stretches of the earth. I WANT A GREEN LAWN IN THE DESERT.

Richard Jeni should've shot someone else in the face.
 
Seriously though, it's an environmental travesty that Vegas is allowed to exist. There's no excuse for it. If they want to spend their casino money to build desalination plants and pipe in all the water they could ever need, then great. But instead they've chosen to destroy massive stretches of the earth. I WANT A GREEN LAWN IN THE DESERT.

Richard Jeni should've shot someone else in the face.

You're suggesting that they pipe in ocean water?
 
You're suggesting that they pipe in ocean water?

Yes. If they are going to demand large amounts of water for their dozens of ridiculous, gratuitous fountain displays, lush green lawns and drinking water for the idiots who live there, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMN DESERT, then they can pay to desalinate it and pipe it up from Baja. It's really not that far. The transport costs would be minimal.
 
Actually I don't know what would make the most sense topographically, Baja or just the Pacific. Not much of a difference in materials costs, I imagine.
 
Yes. If they are going to demand large amounts of water for their dozens of ridiculous, gratuitous fountain displays, lush green lawns and drinking water for the idiots who live there, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GODDAMN DESERT, then they can pay to desalinate it and pipe it up from Baja. It's really not that far. The transport costs would be minimal.

Baja? To vegas?

Doing drugs at work isnt cool.
 
why the hell should I go to atlantic city when I got casinoes within a half hour drive...and legal hookers just across the border? and the entertanment of coqui only a 4 hour drive away
 
I have not been to Atlantic City in years. I always had so much fun there though.
One of the last times I was there, I was on a hot streak. I was sitting 3rd base at the $50 blackjack table. I won my first hand and just left my bet and winnings stay out there for the next hand. I won again. I pulled a 20 and the dealer had a 19. It went like that for about 5 hands. Everyone at the table, including myself were all "What the hell?" The pit boss came over to "check things" out. We even got a bit of a crowd around the table. I was all..."This is just dumb luck here folks." Let me tell you though, it was a huge rush and after walking away with a few hundred dollars in my pocket, I can see where people could get addicted to that feeling.