The Dating Lighthouse: Part 5

[itburnswhenipee]

Fkn women.

fckn vwls

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'm incapable of empathy, but if he gives me the word I have a .45 and a shovel. I will take care of his problems.

Im already on stand-by with said tools.
Just waiting for the call.

 

[simple]

Dirk I've taken shits that were more respectful than said girlfriend

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Dirk I've taken shits that were more respectful than said girlfriend

And that last turd you laid could talk the panties off a nun!

 

[wr3kt]

I think you need to be kidnapped.

 

[DirkPhoenix]

I think you need to be kidnapped.

I'll chip in for gas.

 

[fly]

I'll chip in for gas.

I'll donate rope and duct tape.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I'll set the house on fire to create a distraction.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

oh great... now the thread is turning into Saving Silverman.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

oh great... now the thread is turning into Saving Silverman.

But hes obsessed with Barry Manilow instead of Neil Diamond.

 

[Candy]

On another note, I am working on Part 6, which is a compilation piece of my favoite "what do you want for dinner?" conversations.

OMFG. Not as if you need it, but I could very easily add to that compilation. PM me if you run out of material.

 

[Candy]

I enjoy your ideas, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

 

[ZRH]

Women, cant live with them... Cant chop 'em up and make them into stew.

 

[Atan Nolme]

I think that Dirk needs to be nick raped to Little Boy until he grows up and gets a spine.

 

[gottoys?]

Whether or not this story is true remains an unknown - the point is it could be true and some may believe it to be true ...

so the question is - is it better to be IN a relationship though disfunctional and stressful at times. Or is it better to be single and free and have full control over your life, but get lonely sometimes.

Choices???? we all have them ...

 

[gottoys?]

Women, cant live with them... Cant chop 'em up and make them into stew.

You probably can ... just don't get caught

 

[Thorn Bird]

Women, cant live with them... Cant chop 'em up and make them into stew.

i got your chop, little boy.

 

[Atan Nolme]

Whether or not this story is true remains an unknown - the point is it could be true and some may believe it to be true ...

so the question is - is it better to be IN a relationship though disfunctional and stressful at times. Or is it better to be single and free and have full control over your life, but get lonely sometimes.

Choices???? we all have them ...

Any one with common sense will tell you the latter.

 

[ZRH]

You probably can ... just don't get caught

K, 'May not'

 

[ZRH]

i got your chop, little boy.

Im shaking