The Dating Lighthouse: Part 4

DirkPhoenix said:
Divine Intervention in the form of a plane crash.
Bet her in a poker game.








Unfortunantly...knowing you...you'd win her back on the river of the final hand.
 
Sarcasmo said:
Poor Dirk. If he'd take this stuff to the Dallas Theater District and put on a one-man show, at least he'd get paid to discuss his relationship bliss.

I dunno if I would call that a 'relationship', at least from his posts. I think self-inflicted torture would be more appropriate.
 
I would like to offer my services as amateur-professional killer. I'll whack her for the standard rate of $5,000. If anyone is in the room with her at the time of the hit that will be an additional $1,000 per head.