i8goats is april23. i am theac (duh)
I8goats: i was being ur dad, yelling at you... ur now grounded from the iRiver for a week
theac: its in my pants right now
theac: ground that!
I8goats: have any wire i can ground it with?
theac: I've got some 18 AWG at my desk
I8goats: okay that'll do
I8goats: and some duct tape for that yappy jaw of yours son
theac: oh no
theac: i'm not fallling for that again
theac: last time you got the duct tape out, i ended up naked in the middle of sears
theac: and that hair didn't grow back for months!
I8goats: oh gosh this reminds me of a story
theac: STORY TIME
I8goats: I was in the garage yapping to my guy friends. They got fed up with me and tied me up in electrical tape and got it on video.
I8goats: Then another time they tied me up to a light pole in a parking lot with rope.
I8goats: i get tied up a lot iwth my friends =\
theac: i saw a porn like that once
I8goats: omy hopefully it wasnt me
theac: are you saying youve done porn?
I8goats: why? what do you know?
theac: holy shit! mpg to gmail, stat!
I8goats: no way
I8goats: can I touch ur pee pee?
theac: do what now?
I8goats: the pee pee? can i touch it?
I8goats: can I touch your pee pee?
I8goats: I’ll let you touch mine