So you slept in and you need to make something fast or you'll be late for work. PB&J? fuck that. This is much better and it's just as quick to make. It's got your carbs, it's got protein, it's got your fiber (ok, maybe not any significant amount) and it's got a nice shot of cock to wake you the fuck up.
Ingredients: toast, peanut butter, hoisin sauce, cock (aka sriracha), and the whatever. I'm using cilantro and green onions right now for the whatever, but I've used bean sprouts, chinese basil, a handful of leftover pork vermecilli. Pretty much anything goes.
Step #1 : PB on one slice, hoisin on the other:
Step #2 : Load that shit up. Use lots of cock, after all this is a cockwich:
Step #3 : Slam that shit together and you're done. Shove that cockwich in your face and run.
Ingredients: toast, peanut butter, hoisin sauce, cock (aka sriracha), and the whatever. I'm using cilantro and green onions right now for the whatever, but I've used bean sprouts, chinese basil, a handful of leftover pork vermecilli. Pretty much anything goes.
Step #1 : PB on one slice, hoisin on the other:
Step #2 : Load that shit up. Use lots of cock, after all this is a cockwich:
Step #3 : Slam that shit together and you're done. Shove that cockwich in your face and run.
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