Food The cockwich.


Finally a new goddamn title
Sep 29, 2012
So you slept in and you need to make something fast or you'll be late for work. PB&J? fuck that. This is much better and it's just as quick to make. It's got your carbs, it's got protein, it's got your fiber (ok, maybe not any significant amount) and it's got a nice shot of cock to wake you the fuck up.

Ingredients: toast, peanut butter, hoisin sauce, cock (aka sriracha), and the whatever. I'm using cilantro and green onions right now for the whatever, but I've used bean sprouts, chinese basil, a handful of leftover pork vermecilli. Pretty much anything goes.


Step #1 : PB on one slice, hoisin on the other:


Step #2 : Load that shit up. Use lots of cock, after all this is a cockwich:


Step #3 : Slam that shit together and you're done. Shove that cockwich in your face and run.

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Clarification time... if you mix together hoisin sauce, peanut butter, a bit of sriracha and some water, you get peanut sauce. Which is commonly used as a dip for these things, which are fucking awesome:

What's in those? green onions, cilantro, vermicelli noodles, pork, shrimp, whatever. So if you take that list of ingredients, add the peanut sauce ingredients and slam it between two slices of bread... hmm?