The British are coming! The British are coming!

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

ok, r u cuet?

 

[polo]

i'm incredibily considerate when it comes to women. i'd get them all on to vouch for me. but alas.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I would shag polo simply so I could stub my cigarette out on his nipple afterwards.

That's the 2nd time you've milked my prostate today.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

i'm incredibily considerate when it comes to women. i'd get them all on to vouch for me. but alas there are none.

Indeed

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

That's the 2nd time you've milked my prostate today.

You'd love my nasty side

 

[Thorn Bird]

i'm incredibily considerate when it comes to women. i'd get them all on to vouch for me. but alas.

i don't know if you can consider it considerate when there's an ulterior motive.


patient, perhaps.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

i don't know if you can consider it considerate when there's an ulterior motive.


patient, perhaps.

There's always an ulterior motive when it comes to men.

And the word is persistent.

 

[Thorn Bird]

my left nipple is all tingly from the thought of a cigarette on it.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

HOT

 

[Thorn Bird]

HOT

yes, i most definitely imagine it to be.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

 

[dbzeag]

All this talk about nipple torture and raging erections and prostate stimulation and polo is making things very difficult for me here at work.

 

[water]

All this talk about nipple torture and raging erections and prostate stimulation and polo is making things very difficult for me here at work.

You should watch Bruno, there are two scenes you'd absolutely LOVE.

 

[dbzeag]

You should watch Bruno, there are two scenes you'd absolutely LOVE.

I would rather live it than watch it

Edit: And why do you want to turn me on? Does kiwi know about this side of you?

 

[water]

I would rather live it than watch it

Edit: And why do you want to turn me on? Does kiwi know about this side of you?

Which side? The one that's not the least bit threatened by homosexuality while still being a staunch heterosexual? She's known about it forever, I campaigned for her feminine affections on that platform while dating.

 

[polo]

i don't know if you can consider it considerate when there's an ulterior motive.


patient, perhaps.

i enjoy seeing someone else pleased more than myself most of the time.

so it's easy peasy for me.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Oh you are such a self sacrificing man.

*swoon*

 

[dbzeag]

Which side? The one that's not the least bit threatened by homosexuality while still being a staunch heterosexual? She's known about it forever, I campaigned for her feminine affections on that platform while dating.

I thought you two just got married because the church had your name and her name on the list together to get hitched. Huh.

 

[kiwi]

my left nipple is all tingly from the thought of a cigarette on it.

Just the left one? What can we do to get the right nipple tingly too?

 

[polo]

you should see my antique speculum collection