Speaking of boobs.
We just hired this new lady here at work to be the director of marketing for our local area. She seems like a mexican/western indian mix. a good 7.5 to 8. And she has this immense natural rack (i'm guessing they are, just based on hang and such) that she actually goes out of her way to tone down and take all attention away from. It's like she hates them. After 3 weeks, she hasn't work a single thing that even shows the slightest hint of cleavage. Considering that it's gotta rival the grand canyon on epic cleavage scale, you now know the lengths she's going to draw just about any attention away from them.
Weirdness.