Funny you pick that gif, the broken one was the result of a skateboard, lol.Damn, she don't even have to hobble you to keep you from straying. Or ?
That all happened in my teens, I get around fine. It's not like I gotta buy a different kinda shoe for each foot or anything. They're just not exactly precisely identical and there are no steel toe boots that are wide enough off the shelf, including ones that advertise wide toe box.