Hawt The Blatantly Misogynistic Man Thread

[Jehannum]

Never really had back hair but I got ear hair now. Like the wirey gray/white beard hair type not the flowing silky locks that's just above them.

I got hair errywhere but the top of my head. Out my nose, out my ears, out my earlobes, on my shoulders, chest, and back.

 

[HipHugHer]

I got hair errywhere but the top of my head. Out my nose, out my ears, out my earlobes, on my shoulders, chest, and back.

If you had hair on the bottom of your feet I'd surmise you've developed upside-down.

 

[Jehannum]

If you had hair on the bottom of your feet I'd surmise you've developed upside-down.

Not on the bottom of my feet, but they're quite Hobbit-like in other respects.

 

[HipHugHer]

Not on the bottom of my feet, but they're quite Hobbit-like in other respects.

Ah. I'm more of a Flintstone guy myself. Bottoms are basically human leather. Widest toe box pair of steel toe work boots I've ever found that are already a size bigger than my feet are (13-14) still murder my toes just trying them on let alone spending a day in them.
Obvious and only correct answer is a pair of buy once cry once custom fit Red Wings but for now I just wear non-steel toe stuff that works well enough and don't drop heavy shit on my toes.

 

[HipHugHer]

Also left foot was broken and fixed and is not the same shape, angle, flex, weight distribution, etc. as the right one and also had ingrown big toe nail fixed on both sides of the right one but only one side of the left one by two different doctors. They look like they don't even belong to the same person and should've got the other side of the left one done too.

 

[wetwillie]

Also left foot was broken and fixed and is not the same shape, angle, flex, weight distribution, etc. as the right one and also had ingrown big toe nail fixed on both sides of the right one but only one side of the left one by two different doctors. They look like they don't even belong to the same person and should've got the other side of the left one done too.

Damn, she don't even have to hobble you to keep you from straying. Or ?

 

[wetwillie]

In a real pandemic, you'd be shot - too unfit, waste of food. Next.

GOod thing it's not a pandemic. Morning HIps!!

 

[NukesII]

Not on the bottom of my feet, but they're quite Hobbit-like in other respects.

Worlds biggest hobbit.

 

[wetwillie]

Not on the bottom of my feet, but they're quite Hobbit-like in other respects.

 

[NukesII]

Godamn ring.

 

[fly]

Liam is the real hobbit (can't remember his username).

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Liam is the real hobbit (can't remember his username).

The angry aussie, or gh0st?

 

[Jehannum]

Worlds biggest hobbit.

I identify as a cryptid, you insensitive racist twat.

 

[NukesII]

I identify as a cryptid, you insensitive racist twat.

That's your problem.

 

[Jehannum]

That's your problem.

Reckon you being an insensitive racist twat is a bigger problem than you getting my species wrong.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Damn, she don't even have to hobble you to keep you from straying. Or ?

HAX!

 

[fly]

The angry aussie, or gh0st?

Aussie with his webbed feet. Ghost's name is Kyle.

 

[wetwillie]

Aussie with his webbed feet. Ghost's name is Kyle.

It's lame to make fun of Liam.

I better duck.

 

[NukesII]

Reckon you being an insensitive racist twat is a bigger problem than you getting my species wrong.

Still your problem.

 

[wetwillie]

@NukesII and @Jehannum . Neither of you have the balls to be sex czar alone! Put your heads together and you'll have a decent pair.