Hawt The Blatantly Misogynistic Man Thread

[wetwillie]

I can see where you'd be inexperienced handling a big knob.

At least not at that angle.

 

[wetwillie]

Nah, I'd use a punch to tap out the pin.

You'd use what you had available. ffs, 500 mi from home in the deep center of Chicago, Ain't nobody wandering out into that shit. You buy another basic phillips later if it matters. Not like you're driving a nail with it - sometimes just saving your fingers from hard labor.

 

[Jehannum]

Nah, I'd use a punch to tap out the pin.

I bet you'd use a mallet too instead of a hammer.

 

[Strings]

You'd use what you had available. ffs, 500 mi from home in the deep center of Chicago, Ain't nobody wandering out into that shit. You buy another basic phillips later if it matters. Not like you're driving a nail with it - sometimes just saving your fingers from hard labor.

Have punch, will travel, Eddie.

 

[Strings]

I bet you'd use a mallet too instead of a hammer.

I have adult versions too.

 

[Strings]

Geez, we're just tapping out a pin, not carving Venus de Milo.

 

[wetwillie]

Thanks for harshing my buzz guys
{throws 24 oz. framing hammer at them}

 

[wetwillie]

Have punch, will travel, Eddie.

I've heard it's smaller than a pin :/

 

[Strings]

I've heard it's smaller than a pin :/

It makes me happy. That's all that matters at this point.

 

[wetwillie]

It makes me happy. That's all that matters at this point.

That NOT what she said about it. PIn-dick.

 

[Strings]

That NOT what she said about it. PIn-dick.

No concern of mine.

 

[wetwillie]

No concern of mine.

Selfish pin-dick, eh? Or you one of those guys who can lick their own eyebrows for a girl?

 

[Strings]

Selfish pin-dick, eh? Or you one of those guys who can lick their own eyebrows for a girl?

I dont kiss and tell, Eddie.

 

[Jehannum]

Picked up one of these: https://bakblade.com/

My back hasn't felt this smooth since I used to shave for swim races.

5 Stars.

 

[HipHugHer]

That's not a spoof site, these things really exist?

 

[Mikeawesome]

why you need that when you have 2 kids

 

[Jehannum]

That's not a spoof site, these things really exist?

yeah those things exist.

 

[gee]

I suppose it's better than the kiddy pool full of nair method.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

why you need that when you have 2 kids

Yeah @Jehannum, give your kids some blades and turn your back.

 

[HipHugHer]

Never really had back hair but I got ear hair now. Like the wirey gray/white beard hair type not the flowing silky locks that's just above them.