Hawt The Blatantly Misogynistic Man Thread

[adi]

quake hell yeah

 

[Domon]

duke nukem made me think that some chicks had really long dangly orange nipples. I did not realize those were tassles.

 

[gee]

duke nukem made me think that some chicks had really long dangly orange nipples. I did not realize those were tassles.

SHAKE IT BABY

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

duke nukem made me think that some chicks had really long dangly orange nipples. I did not realize those were tassles.

I can only imagine the hell your first gf went through educating you.

#domonexplainswomen
#nohashtag

 

[Domon]

uhh, i had the internet for like 20 years before that.

 

[gee]

In fairness, when your porn was 320x200 dithered VGA GIF's, it was pretty much pixelated/censored anyway so you weren't learning much.

 

[Valve1138]

I scored three! Arcnet cards back in the day. We’d play LAN games with them for hours.

Shit ran fine on silver satin.

 

[Domon]

In fairness, when your porn was 320x200 dithered VGA GIF's, it was pretty much pixelated/censored anyway so you weren't learning much.

jeefs? moving pictures? Not on my internet.

 

[gee]

I scored three! Arcnet cards back in the day. We’d play LAN games with them for hours.

Shit ran fine on silver satin.

Me too. Had my house arcnetted using RJ14 phone wire before I scored some NE2000's and switched to thinnet.

 

[gee]

jeefs? moving pictures? Not on my internet.

Fine. .PCX porn.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Speaking of manly shit. I love this guy's vids. He fucks up a LOT but keeps on trucking.
The "Search For Gunmetal" set is also a good one.

 

[APRIL]

speaking of which, the guy behind me finally took down his above ground broken pool/mosquito factory
If he hadnt I may have had to take clandestine action to sabotage it

The thought of taking a bb gun to one of those things intrigues me.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The thought of taking a bb gun to one of those things intrigues me.

That was plan A
Plan B was to throw those bleach tab things for toilets over the fence and into the pool to kill the mosquitoes, but it would take like 200 of them for that amount of water
Plan C was to just hop the fence at night and slash the liner with a knife

 

[APRIL]

That was plan A
Plan B was to throw those bleach tab things for toilets over the fence and into the pool to kill the mosquitoes, but it would take like 200 of them for that amount of water
Plan C was to just hop the fence at night and slash the liner with a knife

Too many homes have cameras these days, you'll have to be more stealth. Go with plan A and switch it out for a high powered bb gun with a scope so you can get it from another neighbors roof. Wear black.

 

[Strings]

That was plan A
Plan B was to throw those bleach tab things for toilets over the fence and into the pool to kill the mosquitoes, but it would take like 200 of them for that amount of water
Plan C was to just hop the fence at night and slash the liner with a knife

If he has a mail slot in his door, use a transfer pump from the pool to that.

 

[APRIL]

If he has a mail slot in his door, use a transfer pump from the pool to that.
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Brilliant. Cunning. Reprehensible.

 

[gee]

That was plan A
Plan B was to throw those bleach tab things for toilets over the fence and into the pool to kill the mosquitoes, but it would take like 200 of them for that amount of water
Plan C was to just hop the fence at night and slash the liner with a knife

Plan D: hit up a restaurant/bakery supply store and buy a block of solid food coloring, preferably red, then toss it over the fence into their pool.

You won't need much, and it'll make their pool look like a murder scene.

Someone I know did this to a fountain in a park. It was quite the scene.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

That was plan A
Plan B was to throw those bleach tab things for toilets over the fence and into the pool to kill the mosquitoes, but it would take like 200 of them for that amount of water
Plan C was to just hop the fence at night and slash the liner with a knife

A light amount of oil would also work, could be biodegradable. Inside would be green as shit, but the oil should spread enough to kill anything entering or exiting.

ProTip: balloon sealed with water soluble glue allows you to throw it without trespassing.

No, I've never done this

 

[Strings]

Brilliant. Cunning. Reprehensible.

While it's good to learn something everyday, it can be very rewarding to teach once in a while.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Too many homes have cameras these days, you'll have to be more stealth. Go with plan A and switch it out for a high powered bb gun with a scope so you can get it from another neighbors roof. Wear black.

I was gonna hit it from the upstairs window of the garage. It looks right into their yard.
But the thing is gone now, so no worries.