The Biggest Douchebags Ever Elected

Sarcasmo · Nov 6, 2006

Think of them when voting tomorrow.

Or go back in time and think of them when voting last week, if you voted early.

http://www.maximonline.com/articles/index.aspx?a_id=7333&src=mx185

simple · Nov 6, 2006

you're a douchebag for reading Maxim

Sarcasmo · Nov 6, 2006

Go masturbate over your Wii pics, you fag.

Mean Mr. Mustard · Nov 6, 2006

I keep a copy of maxim on the back of the shitter. Its ok to read while taking a dump, plus if you run out of TP the pages are nice and soft.

fly · Nov 6, 2006

elpmis said:
you're a douchebag for reading Maxim

Name something better to read when youre dropping off a mixture of culled red blood cells and semen.

simple · Nov 6, 2006

fly said:
Name something better to read when youre dropping off a mixture of culled red blood cells and semen.

Tiger Beat

Sarcasmo · Nov 6, 2006

bahahahaha

water · Nov 6, 2006

The biggest douchebag ever elected was whoever the kid was who beat me for 4th Grade Class Treasurer. Bastard.

bast_imret · Nov 6, 2006

No, this is the Biggest Douche Ever Elected:

my little brony · Nov 6, 2006

sorely missing Ted Stevens

shawndavid · Nov 6, 2006

fly said:
Name something better to read when youre dropping off a mixture of culled red blood cells and semen.

Don't forget bilirubin.

FlyNavy said:
sorely missing Ted Stevens

It's not a dump truck.

fly · Nov 6, 2006

MAYOR McCHEESE for douchebag '08

VladTemplar · Nov 6, 2006

Elect me

Why?

I haven't been around long enough for the really interesting skeletons to be in my closet yet.

shawndavid · Nov 6, 2006

VladTemplar said:
I haven't been around long enough for the really interesting skeletons to be in my closet yet.

They're trying to coordinate coming out with you.

Sarcasmo · Nov 6, 2006

It's like I always say: If you're going to come out, come out with a flourish.

VladTemplar · Nov 6, 2006

if you guys knew me in real life I'm sure you'd have all kinds of ammunition to throw gay innuendo at me.

plot · Nov 6, 2006

"All the Kennedys" ... the thing i love about maxim, is they're never wrong.

plot · Nov 6, 2006

VladTemplar said:
if you guys knew me in real life I'm sure you'd have all kinds of ammunition to throw gay innuendo at me.

It's the internet, we dont need any ammunition to call you gay.

water · Nov 7, 2006

I saw the word "ammunition" and got all hot and sweaty.

simple · Nov 7, 2006

KNYTE said:
I saw the word "ammunition" and got all hot and sweaty.