the big list of bad things

[snoogit]

The hell is shortening?

clarified pork fat usually.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

That sounds disgusting. Is it like gellatine?

 

[Jonny_B]

That sounds disgusting. Is it like gellatine?

it's like lard or butter. used in cooking.

the only shortening i've ever used was crisco vegetable shortening.

 

[snoogit]

That sounds disgusting. Is it like gellatine?

No, its hard like butter and lard, but harder then both and normally white. It can also be made from any type of fat like vegetable oils, etc.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

it's like lard.

Butter flavoured (in this case) and with better marketing, but yes.

Got Lard?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Anything like ghee? I'm still not getting it.

 

[Jonny_B]

Anything like ghee? I'm still not getting it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shortening

 

[Syrup Beaver]

No, ghee is clarified butter.

You don't have vegetable shortening in England?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I guess you don't.

http://talk.uk-yankee.com/index.php?topic=49634.0

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Oh wells, maybe one day I'll know the joy of shortening.

 

[snoogit]

Oh wells, maybe one day I'll know the joy of shortening.

you can, for 12 US dollars.

http://www.americansweets.co.uk/crisco-all-vegetable-shortening-new-3lb-136kg-tub-1665-p.asp

 

[APRIL]

I'll show you our shortening.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I'll show you our shortening.

There goes Fly's dignity..

 

[Applesauce]

you can, for 12 US dollars.

http://www.americansweets.co.uk/crisco-all-vegetable-shortening-new-3lb-136kg-tub-1665-p.asp

Fuck yea with the lard! The butter flavored Crisco makes the best choc. chip cookies!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Fuck yea with the lard! The butter flavored Crisco makes the best choc. chip cookies!

It's not so bad by itself, either......

 

[Floptical]

I thought of a new one. White people who think they are Rasta.

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[Syrup Beaver]

Yep, that is DEFINITELY on the list.

 

[APRIL]

There goes Fly's dignity..

 

[JAXvillain]

organized religion. all of them

 

[Thorn Bird]

rod stewart.










the word moist!!!!!!!!!!!!!