The best alcoholic beverage?

[APRIL]

Lychee Martinis!!!!!!!!!!

Are those eeeggggss? Your eggs?

 

[polo]

i was sleeping with noone last night, there was no sheets on my bed as i decided to wash them at 7pm so i had to sleep in my clothes

matter a fuck, i was steaming

 

[APRIL]

I went to bed at 4am, phoned my housemate to bring me pizza to my bedside then texted her to bring me water to stop the room from moving. Then she climbed in bed with me

You're such a whore.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Wait til I tempt you to bed, mistress.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

The fuck rated down a booze thread? What a whorebag.

 

[plot]

muwahahahahaha

 

[OzSTEEZ]

i'll have you people know, that I have NEVER had a beer in my whole life.
shit looks and smells like piss.
barf.

You need to try the beers not made on this continent.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

i cant. it just repulses me. for real. i have had ONE sip ever. it was a corona.
then i puked and never looked back.

You should try an Australian beer. Much better quality.

 

[JAXvillain]

like fosters? that stuff makes koala urine seem appealing

 

[OzSTEEZ]

like fosters? that stuff makes koala urine seem appealing

Nah that shit is nasty. That's why we send it over here.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

It's okay, I'm probably drinking someone else's share of beer as well.

 

[plot]

after years of not drinking, i'm doing my best to catch up.

 

[APRIL]

after years of not drinking, i'm doing my best to catch up.

I've never been a drinker. Catch up for me too.

 

[tre]

crown and ginger is my friend tonight

 

[Syrup Beaver]

after years of not drinking, i'm doing my best to catch up.

I'm glad to hear it.

All those prayers I said for you have paid off.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'm drinking Nova Schin, some Brazillian beer it claims.

Sort of like a Narragansett of South America.

 

[plot]

you have a voodoo doll of me don't you?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Maybe yes? Maybe, no?


*fills small perspex box with helium for no apparant reason*

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

It's okay, I'm probably drinking someone else's share of beer as well.

oshits, were we supposed to save some for other folks?

 

[tre]

oshits, were we supposed to save some for other folks?

no, they just gotta grab one before we drink it all