The Anal Sex with KiKi and Enemy Thread

[Applesauce]

How did I know this thread was coming?

Coming?

 

[Applesauce]

Don't do anal sex kids. You can get pregnant.

And in that vein don't sit on public toilet seats either, you can get herpes.

/end

not really. Spermies are much smarter than you think!

 

[Applesauce]

See, you make such a big deal about it I'm not sure if you know how to do it properly. You don't need to make a plan for how to do it, you just do it. You don't need a million accessories either.

LMAO!! Have you ever had a penis just shoved itself into your starfish????

Doesn't just work that way!! Also, not every man is into the "take it, bitch" shit! Some actually want to make their women's asses as comfortable as possible to receive their lovetube!

 

[Applesauce]

Have you ever managed a VBulletin board before? If so, you know what I am talking about.

I do. And I know it's just a mod that could possibly be applied to enable PM reading. We haven't exactly done this, but people have asked. Particularly our supermnods.


*looks at Kiki*







lol!!!!!!

 

[JAXvillain]

LMAO!! Have you ever had a penis just shoved itself into your starfish????

usually that doesn't get you invited back

 

[Duke]

Doesn't just work that way!! Also, not every man is into the "take it, bitch" shit! Some actually want to make their women's asses as comfortable as possible to receive their lovetube!

It's true, mostly because we know if the first attempt sucks ass (no pun intended) there will be no followups. Ever.

And we'll have to compensate them with a big stone or a trip or something.

 

[Applesauce]

lol@you two

 

[Depakote]

Any man willing to have anal sex with KIKI'S dirty hairy cholola asshole is just begging for AIDS and dingle berries!

 

[JAXvillain]

Any man willing to have anal sex with KIKI'S dirty hairy cholola asshole is just begging for AIDS and dingle berries!

mikey dooop

 

[JAXvillain]

kiki gave me neg rep for closing that thread...YOU DIRTY WHORE! (that's a compliment btw )

i hope you die in a pile of flaccid dicks. you thread killer youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[Duke]

theres moar where those came from!!!

its gonna be a SEA OF RED!!!

With all the bitchiness in that thread, I was already envisioning a giant sea of red existed already.



God help us if you all somehow synch up and start cycling at the same time.

 

[tre]

theres moar where those came from!!!

its gonna be a SEA OF RED!!!

Aha, I wasn't sure if it was PMS or if you're just a bitch.

 

[JAXvillain]

theres moar where those came from!!!

its gonna be a SEA OF RED!!!

red wings? I'm down

 

[Duke]

fix't

 

[JAXvillain]

hahahahahaha

 

[Applesauce]

fix't

DEAD!!!!!!

 

[BeerAd]

And we're back to the whole calling the cops when you touch a girl thing.

huh? I think you mistake me for my other yellow named brother Duke

 

[Duke]

huh? I think you mistake me for my other yellow named brother Duke

They only call the cops because I stole their heart!












It ain't ez being cheezey

 

[dbzeag]

ilu

 

[BeerAd]

They only call the cops because I stole their heart!












It ain't ez being cheezey

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA REP!