The 13 best worst movies

[wanko80]

I only really post this because it mentions the greatness Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon

" 7. The Last Dragon
Back before hip-hop and R&B was ruined by poser thugs and kung fu movies started taking themselves way too seriously, the two had a torrid one night stand and birthed this beautiful love child. In fact, stand up in your cubicle right now and shout "Who is the master?" Anyone who doesn't answer 'Sho' nuff!" is someone you never need to speak to again."

So true. So very true. God I love that movie so much.

Anyway, here is the entire list (site may be NSFW):
http://www.maximonline.com/slideshows/index.aspx?imgCollectId=130&src=mx194

 

[APRIL]

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0240468/maindetails

"I'm a great magician, now your clothes are red!"

 

[fly]

Fuck that, Iron Eagle was awesome. Chappy was the man.

 

[wanko80]

Fuck that, Iron Eagle was awesome. Chappy was the man.

Agree. I watched that like every day one year in elementary school. For some reason it was on cable in the afternoon when I got home all the freaking time.

That was a great year.

 

[fly]

Agree. I watched that like every day one year in elementary school. For some reason it was on cable in the afternoon when I got home all the freaking time.

That was a great year.

I... I... I love you

 

[bast_imret]

Kung Pow is such a damn funny movie.

I totally want to go watch it now. I wonder if I still have the DVD rip sitting around somewhere . . .

 

[APRIL]

Kung Pow is such a damn funny movie.

I totally want to go watch it now. I wonder if I still have the DVD rip sitting around somewhere . . .

My favorite part is where the dog barks, you can't hear it until 2 seconds later.

 

[Josh]

I thought Lock Up and Tango & Cash were good movies. Not excellent, but not horrible. Stallone is on okay actor.

 

[wanko80]

I thought Lock Up and Tango & Cash were good movies. Not excellent, but not horrible. Stallone is on okay actor.

Seriously? Tango & Cash a good movie?

Don't get me wrong, I love that movie, but I do recognize that it's bad.

 

[b_sinning]

Summer School was an awesome movie. I loved the scene with the bunnies from hell.

 

[fly]

I thought Lock Up and Tango & Cash were good movies. Not excellent, but not horrible. Stallone is on okay actor.

THE NEW ROCKY!!! LOL

 

[Valve1138]

Howard the Duck!

 

[ERage]

Howard the Duck!

Oh hell, I forgot about that one. Didn't he get laid in that movie?

I was always a fan of Killer Klownz from Outer Space. Cotton candy guns and sucking blood through crazy straws is brilliant.

 

[simple]

Scarface should have been number one - that movie is fucking terrible, but everyone loves the shit out of it

 

[kiwi]

HAHAHA that was a great list and the movies I've seen on it are so true. The core is like a train wreck, so bad but you just can't turn it off.

The only thing I can even stand Sylvester Stalone in is Oscar. I did enjoy the Transporter, but everything that was said about it is true.

 

[Coqui]

Can you post the list (doesn't have to be the full synopsis of each movie)?

Maxim is blocked for me at work

 

[Dream]

Summer School was an awesome movie. I loved the scene with the bunnies from hell.

I totally agree with you.

Fuck that, Iron Eagle was awesome. Chappy was the man.

I also agree with you. Plus, Iron Eagle was the first movie I ever "made-out" in the theater to.

 

[reverendsaintjay]

Can you post the list (doesn't have to be the full synopsis of each movie)?

Maxim is blocked for me at work

Same here, Maxim is on the I-net nazi's no-no list. Please post summary.

 

[tre]

Ditto for the blocked page. I gotta say that Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter is a wonderfully awful movie.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Scarface should have been number one - that movie is fucking terrible, but everyone loves the shit out of it

Fuckin' word.