Hawt Tell Us About Your First F, First M, First K

I was an expert slingshot maker/user/hunter of fowl at age eleven .
All birds were feathered and barbequed by me .
Mostly blackbirds because racism .
Not saying at which point i shagged them but it was an appertivo i didn't understand yet at such a young age .
Cops pulled me over but were impressed with my accuracy , i was so good at it .
 
I was an expert slingshot maker/user/hunter of fowl at age eleven .
All birds were feathered and barbequed by me .
Mostly blackbirds because racism .
Not saying at which point i shagged them but it was an appertivo i didn't understand yet at such a young age .
Cops pulled me over but were impressed with my accuracy , i was so good at it .
So you're Yaweh? Dude my income sucks these days haven't you been listening?