Hawt Tell Us About Your First F, First M, First K
- Thread starter APRIL
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nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
I fucked Jackie O, I killed.Kennedy...
I married Ruby.
I married Ruby.
Haven't had to M or K anybody yet.
A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.
A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.
thintoast
Mayosapien
I first married a girl I had a crush on in the first grade named Sarah.
My first fuck was (I forget her name) that one 90s and early 2000s internet porn teen that had like a million photo sets, but no actual videos, and there was never any penetration.
My first kill was a goomba on Super Mario Brothers NES
My first fuck was (I forget her name) that one 90s and early 2000s internet porn teen that had like a million photo sets, but no actual videos, and there was never any penetration.
My first kill was a goomba on Super Mario Brothers NES
Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
She was Honduran, barely 5', 105lbs, Mormon. Crazy ass.
Ladybutt is pretty cool.
Got in a car accident, minor bumper damage. 2-3 months later the dude died of cancer. Everyone told me I had killed him.
Computer, tell us about your first sexual encounter.
(Going to give you one command at a time.)
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
thintoast
Mayosapien
obviously, i married peanut.
And i accidentally killed a bunch of snails when i was like 12. i was walking on rocks on the beach, and heard crunch crunch crunch and i was a mass murderer. I still feel bad.
And i accidentally killed a bunch of snails when i was like 12. i was walking on rocks on the beach, and heard crunch crunch crunch and i was a mass murderer. I still feel bad.
@APRIL isnt answering the question, so we'll answer it for her.
Her dad
Her brother
flys hopes and dreams
Her dad
Her brother
flys hopes and dreams
Ugh, I've done similar stuff too. I felt bad about crunching acorns the other day because it's food for the squirrels.
I'm a lunatic.
thats just retarded. you are a lunatic.
If anything, you are making the squirrels lives easier.
For real though:
F - Highschool, it was my (fifth-ish) bf at the time... he was a soccer star, I was a drill team dancer (def no star). I don't remember specifics on the first time, but do remember bleeding several times after like a little bitch.
M - First to @fly, but we may get divorced and remarried for the fucks of it all.
K - This is complicated. I've hunted before, felt bad about cutting the head off the lizard, fished, but the worst of all was putting a pet to sleep.
F - Highschool, it was my (fifth-ish) bf at the time... he was a soccer star, I was a drill team dancer (def no star). I don't remember specifics on the first time, but do remember bleeding several times after like a little bitch.
M - First to @fly, but we may get divorced and remarried for the fucks of it all.
K - This is complicated. I've hunted before, felt bad about cutting the head off the lizard, fished, but the worst of all was putting a pet to sleep.
F: 16, her parents were gone. I was so nervous that I faked arriving.
M: Someone please help me.
K: Hmmm, that might fix it!
M: Someone please help me.
K: Hmmm, that might fix it!