Tell me about yourself

CletusJones said:
hello, my name is Cletus and I have a masturbating problem. sometimes it gets the best of me and i have to fap in the bathroom at work, where I am a software developer and mainframe operator, adding another 2 or 3 times to my already healthy 6 or 7 times a day.

I like cheese, fast women, fast cars, and nudity. If you like these things too, shoot me a PM and we can be friends.
OMG UR MY LONG LOST BROTHER!!!!@!
 
CletusJones said:
yeah, it's amazing. i think i just figured out that i've met f33nx irl before because of this thread.
yeah she and I used to get it on before... she's a demon in the sack!
 
CletusJones said:
i'm your rednect cousin!!!! (at least i can be if you want...)

don't make me borrow the wand of castration from Mondoz....
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm never talking to you again!!!!!! :( :( :(