Tell me about yourself

[shockthemonkey]

hello, my name is Cletus and I have a masturbating problem. sometimes it gets the best of me and i have to fap in the bathroom at work, where I am a software developer and mainframe operator, adding another 2 or 3 times to my already healthy 6 or 7 times a day.

I like cheese, fast women, fast cars, and nudity. If you like these things too, shoot me a PM and we can be friends.

OMG UR MY LONG LOST [email protected]!

 

[CletusJones]

OMG UR MY LONG LOST [email protected]!

seperated at birth, i say.

 

[shockthemonkey]

seperated at birth, i say.

and reunited through the wonders of the internet

 

[CletusJones]

and reunited through the wonders of the internet

yeah, it's amazing. i think i just figured out that i've met f33nx irl before because of this thread.

 

[shockthemonkey]

yeah, it's amazing. i think i just figured out that i've met f33nx irl before because of this thread.

yeah she and I used to get it on before... she's a demon in the sack!

 

[CletusJones]

yeah she and I used to get it on before... she's a demon in the sack!

pics?

 

[shockthemonkey]

pics?

:nopics:

 

[Nyx]

and reunited through the wonders of the internet

Family reunion?

 

[smileynev]

I am sick and fear I may not make it through the day.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I am sick and fear I may not make it through the day.

somebody get this man a cheddarwurst, stat!

 

[CletusJones]

Family reunion?

sexual encounter.

 

[CletusJones]

somebody get this man a cheddarwurst, stat!

mmm... cheddarwurst

 

[shockthemonkey]

Family reunion?

you can be my redneck cousin i fuck!

 

[Onnotangu]

Family reunion?

like you and sleeman.

 

[shockthemonkey]

I am sick and fear I may not make it through the day.

o my. if you die, can i have your marklar?

 

[Onnotangu]

Not a "sexy life", you aren't here

Oh Mi

 

[CletusJones]

you can be my redneck cousin i fuck!

i'm your rednect cousin!!!! (at least i can be if you want...)

don't make me borrow the wand of castration from Mondoz....

 

[shockthemonkey]

sexual encounter.

 

[Nyx]

sexual encounter.

Why does that not surprise me?

you can be my redneck cousin i fuck!

I might have some lost family members out there somewhere.

 

[shockthemonkey]

i'm your rednect cousin!!!! (at least i can be if you want...)

don't make me borrow the wand of castration from Mondoz....

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm never talking to you again!!!!!!