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Discussion in 'useless chatter' started by thrawn, Oct 19, 2004.

  1. So, yeah. I don't know all of you. Educate the forum and post about yourself. I'll even start.

    My name is Mike, I am an alcoholic. I work in a machine shop, YAY. I draw pretty pictures and program CNC machines. Myself and the fellow next to me have the wonderful privilege of educating everyone in the shop, meaning they call us when their impressive acuity is wearing thin. They work us like dogs, as you can tell.
     
  2. my name is nantan which means "one who leaves foul air behind"...I am an algonquin indian chief and I run the computer systems for my tribes' casinos on the reservation in ottawa
     
  3. uhh...Patrick...alcoholic...general fabricator for a nasa subcontractor...i liek pie....o and blue is pretty
     
  4. Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

    My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shawn scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school.
     
  5. ya, but did you ever play pong?
     

  6. What is this pong that you speak of?
     
  7. ya see, instead of making meat helmets or shaving your scrotum, you shoulda been playing pong
     
  8. my name is anne, i'm in my twenties and currently live in rochester. i enjoy long walks on the beach, enchanting conversation over a candlelit dinner, and blasting the shit out of my opponents in quake3 and halo.
     
  9. I am a large angry black man
     
  10. Hay, I have a boner now!
     
  11. There is nothing like a shorn scrotum. Its breathtaking. You should try it.
     
  12. ya but Im talking PONG here man, PONG
     
  13. I'm April, I'm fat... and I love each and every one of you.
     
  14. fixt
     
  15. Pong. Scrotum shaving. Its all the same thing man.
     
  16. :fly: Have any lard I can nibble on?
     
  17. check your armpit
     
  18. My name is Funzie, I'm a 45 year old clown that lives in a jar of Mayonnaise
     
  19. I'm a rare lightskinned black otaku D&D play lazy bastard who likes to nibble on sesame chicken and women named beth.
     
  20. I'm Twicky, I'm a drunk, I'm 28 (I think), I enjoy scuba diving, skiing, shooting things, Sumerian writings, and farming.