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Yo Mama so fat, when she jumps in the ocean, 150K Indonesians die.
 

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I.C.Water said:
so you have been swiming recently eh?
I don't accept responsibility for that wave. That earthquake tripped me.

True story.
 

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?



Nail its other hand to the floor.
 

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SpangeMonkee said:
what does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts.


worked in the '80s and in the '00s.
That's bad. The last spaceship explosion wasn't NASA tho, I think that was in 00 or 01.
 

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SpangeMonkee said:
2002.8.8.2001.3.11.iss2.jpg


Russian one, dawg.
 

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Why do nuns love Jesus?




Cause he's hung like this <holds arms out to the sides>
 

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What has 2 thumbs and likes blow jobs........ "points thumbs to chest"

This guy!
 

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I.C.Water said:
yea cept thats the american one and the russian one was never used
I can't tell the difference, I found it on a russian shuttle site. :fly: