Tampa Tampon Roll Call - Saturday at 9am, Hunahpu Day

[Duke]

What time do you want to get there then?

Welp, I'm thinking, if y'all want. My office is less than a mile away (near St. Joes). If we want to just deal with 1 car for parking, why don't we meet there around 7:00am and then take 1 car in? Puts us in line for maybe half an hour. If we bring our own chairs and beer, won't even be an issue.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Me thinks you guys drink way too much beer.

Unpossible.

 

[Duke]

Too-shay nikka.
At least I can fit into a size 1

#beerbelly

So can I. Well, honestly, it doesn't matter what size she is, I can cram it in there somehow.

 

[Petunia]

So can I. Well, honestly, it doesn't matter what size she is, I can cram it in there somehow.

omg

 

[fly]

Too-shay nikka.
At least I can fit into a size 1

#beerbelly

I can appreciate your desire to stay thin. Thank you.

 

[fly]

Welp, I'm thinking, if y'all want. My office is less than a mile away (near St. Joes). If we want to just deal with 1 car for parking, why don't we meet there around 7:00am and then take 1 car in? Puts us in line for maybe half an hour. If we bring our own chairs and beer, won't even be an issue.

This is going to be a shit show.

 

[Duke]

This is going to be a shit show.

Why do you say that. Yeah, it's gonna be crowded, but it's going to be a shit ton of beer snobs, and their unmanageable girlfriends.

Right up your alley

Look at it this way. We can get our drunk on early, grab out bottles at noon, by home and passed out by 3ish. We won't even need to use our A.K's. It'll be a very very good day.

 

[fly]

No, WE are going to be a shit show.

7:00 - Meat
7:30 - In line
8:00 - Drunk
8:30 - Puking
8:31 - Refilling vacated gut
8:32 - Unspeakable things

 

[Duke]

No, WE are going to be a shit show.

7:00 - Meat
7:30 - In line
8:00 - Drunk
8:30 - Puking
8:31 - Refilling vacated gut
8:32 - Unspeakable things
9:00 - random appendage removal
10:00 - 'You invited him, it's not my fault' domestic violence argument
10:15 - 'Smart play pawning him off on that fatty'

Ah, well, that I'm completely okay with.

 

[Petunia]

I can appreciate your desire to stay thin. Thank you.

 

[APRIL]

No, WE are going to be a shit show.

7:00 - Meat
7:30 - In line
8:00 - Drunk
8:30 - Puking
8:31 - Refilling vacated gut
8:32 - Unspeakable things

Julie and E will be there early too.

 

[CletusJones]

Too-shay nikka.
At least I can fit into a size 1

#beerbelly

At least he has a functioning liver. You can't even hang Jermaine.

#cirrhosis

 

[CletusJones]

No, WE are going to be a shit show.

7:00 - Meat
7:30 - In line
8:00 - Drunk
8:30 - Puking
8:31 - Refilling vacated gut
8:32 - Unspeakable things

I like your style. I need to come to Tampa

 

[fly]

I like your style. I need to come to Tampa

If you would have done the Southwest deal I posted, you could have. And stayed with us for free.

 

[DJBrenton]

Pussie's agenda

No, WE are going to be a shit show.

7:00 - Meat
7:30 - In line
8:00 - Drunk
8:30 - Puking
8:31 - Refilling vacated gut
8:32 - Unspeakable things

A British drinkers agenda

7:00 - Meat
7:30 - In line
8:00 - Drink
9.00 - Drink
10:00 - Drink
11.00 - Drink
12:00 - Drink
1.00pm - Drink
2:00 - Drink
3.00 - Mildly tipsy
4:00 - Drink
5.00 - Drink
6:00 - Drink
7.00 - Starting to get a bit of a buzz on
8:00 - Drink
9.00 - Drink
10:00 - Drink
11.00 - Drink
12.00 - Better go home because starting drinking again at 8 tomorrow morning and don't want to get drunk

@SempeFly - you have been warned

 

[fly]

 

[Petunia]

At least he has a functioning liver. You can't even hang Jermaine.

#cirrhosis

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[strawberry love]

This sounds awesome

 

[APRIL]

What is the fucking plan?

Is it just us and Duke?

If so, we are invited to share a cab from some friends from south Tampa too.

 

[Domon]

Y'all are some motherfuckin alcoholics