WTF Talk About April Fools Stuff Here

[water]

People are all sissy about their April fool's pranks. I'm going to delete some essential DLLs from my co-workers PC here in a minute. Now THAT'S how you prank someone, with planned and malicious attacks on their ability to work and function.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

People are all sissy about their April fool's pranks. I'm going to delete some essential DLLs from my co-workers PC here in a minute. Now THAT'S how you prank someone, with planned and malicious attacks on their ability to work and function.

Set their shell to cmd.exe

 

[Duke]

Apparently the popular one on facebook is that the girls are pregnant.

Whew! And here I was worried about a flurry of paternity tests coming up.

 

[Duke]

Set their shell to cmd.exe

I plan on sending out random tsshutdn 0 /REBOOT /DELAY:0 commands to people's workstations today.

 

[water]

Set their shell to cmd.exe

Maybe I'll have some fun with their host file and direct google to www.menwithhugedongswhohavesexwitheachotherwhiletheirmotherswatch.com

 

[JAXvillain]

I'm going to get a couple hundred computers running virus scan on the NAS

 

[kiwi]

I'm changing all the locks on my house.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I'm going to get a couple hundred computers running virus scan on the NAS

Dear god, we had a problem recently with some severe IO spikes at once on a certain storage pool.

It turned out that all 2,000 guest servers on a VMWare farm were scheduled to update their AV signatures at the same time.

 

[Coqui]

I'm changing all the locks on my house.

I haven't met a lock yet that can stop Ghost

 

[Coqui]

I should autoexecute a script through Altiris that force reboots every machine and rotates the display 180 degrees.

 

[JAXvillain]

I should autoexecute a script through Altiris that force reboots every machine and rotates the display 180 degrees.

neato, another person on altiris

 

[water]

I haven't met a lock yet that can stop Ghost

They don't call me the tumbler tickler for nothin.

 

[tre]

I'm changing all the locks on my house.

talk to dharma and see if she can get you a discount

 

[Coqui]

neato, another person on altiris

It works. To me that's all that really matters

 

[Coqui]

It's too bad I don't know how to make the Mac user's desktops look like PCs

 

[water]

talk to dharma and see if she can get you a discount

Wow, this was a crazy sick burn right here.

 

[taivas]

http://us.battle.net/matchmaking.html

 

[water]

http://us.battle.net/matchmaking.html

lulz at the stuff it says when you try to search.

 

[taivas]

Hmm.

Both my bosses are out of the office at the moment...

/ponder

 

[dbzeag]

Hmm.

Both my bosses are out of the office at the moment...

/ponder

Fap at their desk?