"Mayday! Mayday! Dragon lady with incredible figure at eleven o'clock. Stop the car."
"I can't do that' sir."
"Edward, Edward, you don't understand. I've been on a small Greek island with a lot of women who look like Zorba. I never thought I'd find women attractive ever again. And now that I do, you won't even turn the car around? Thanks a lot."
"You have a very important meeting with the top brass."
"Oh! There she is again! Ho'd she get ahead of us?"
"That's another person, sir."
"Ah, she's beautiful and quick. Speed up. Check her stamina. This is incredible! Ooh, my God, they're quick. They're fast and small. Ha, ha, ha, ha! I feel like a fox in a chicken coop."
I should have had a vasectomy at birth! Let me tell you something Al, you ever have boys, do them a favor and get them neutered straight away. If they ever knock up some little slut, they're the ones who're fucked!