Taking a stab at modern art (why not?)

[simple]

I'm just curious as to what you guys think of my latest project. In between writing the internet's #1 comic (THE ADVENTURES OF THEAC) I've been doing plaster cast sculptures and I'm about to sell my stuff online. But, before I do, I was wondering what you guys thought of my work. Let me know if it's not any good and that I'm wasting my time - in which case I'll just keep the sculptures I have and ditch the online sales idea

this is called "DIAPER BABY RUNNY BUMPER"

this is called "FUCKING PIG ASS COP FUCKER"

this is called "HO HO HO SON" - it's a little offensive and NSFW

Spoiler

and finally "DOOK IN MY HAND POPE BITCH"

Thoughts?

 

[water]

This thread is now about things that this thread was not originally about.

GO!

I like shiny things, does anyone else like shiny things?

edit: Seriously elp, what was the search thread you used to find this stuff?

I think it was something like "stuff that will give KNYTE nightmares til the meet starts so those nightmares are then taken over by new meet-oriented nightmares"

 

[BigDov]

BWWWAHAHAHAHAHA dook in my hand rules!!!!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I like that you have a nun, the pope and poop all in one sculpture. Ill take 5 please.

 

[simple]

This thread is now about things that this thread was not originally about.

GO!

I like shiny things, does anyone else like shiny things?

edit: Seriously elp, what was the search thread you used to find this stuff?

I think it was something like "stuff that will give KNYTE nightmares til the meet starts so those nightmares are then taken over by new meet-oriented nightmares"

I love my Knyteie Poo with all of my heart

 

[simple]

BWWWAHAHAHAHAHA dook in my hand rules!!!!

Cool, I'll be sure to at least sell that one

 

[simple]

I like that you have a nun, the pope and poop all in one sculpture. Ill take 5 please.

really? fuck yah

$$$$$$$$$$$$

 

[water]

I love my Knyteie Poo with all of my heart

Sometimes when I talk to you I think to myself "Gosh, what I wouldn't give to be only a few years older, and a woman."

edit: this thread has given me the idea to buy www.thingsthatareshiny.com, I may have to look into that.

 

[BigDov]

Cool, I'll be sure to at least sell that one

Well since drool wants 5 (greedy bastard ) I guess I'll have to take the diaper baby runny bumper instead.

 

[bast_imret]

Can we get these animated like that robotic santa statue so they talk?

 

[ERage]

I want a "DIAPER BABY RUNNY BUMPER" fitted with the kung fu grip pls.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Can we get these animated like that robotic santa statue so they talk?

If yer all slick and stuff (like me) you would have found the source of the images and discover that they are, in fact, animatronic.

 

[JJ Lady]

If yer all slick and stuff (like me) you would have found the source of the images and discover that they are, in fact, animatronic.

Any video of them in action??

 

[fly]

If yer all slick and stuff (like me) you would have found the source of the images and discover that they are, in fact, animatronic.

say it aint so

 

[Valve1138]

I really like the installations where you walk into an empty room and "you're the art"

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

say it aint so

Oh, it be so, Paco.

 

[simple]

say it aint so

http://www.jackthepelicanpresents.com/petercaine_images.html

 

[shawndavid]

You are an amazing man.

I would like you to compose a cartoon loosely based on the Virgin Mary stopping by an old school free clinic looking to get an abortion.

 

[simple]

You are an amazing man.

I would like you to compose a cartoon loosely based on the Virgin Mary stopping by an old school free clinic looking to get an abortion.

I'll try to get on it today

 

[theacoustician]

I'll try to get on it today

Since you're obviously not busy making TATA pt. 2