Take this job and shove it

[b_sinning]

During college I worked at an Ace Hardware for a little while. I had such a strong hatred for the place that I went to the interview high and made it a goal to go to work every day high. It was right besides an all girl college and I'd always go visit a few friends for lunch over there and smoke up with them.

One day I was walking to the time clock and the dumbass manager made some stupid remark to me and I just stopped for a second and had a moment like when Leonidas in 300 stops to hear the wind and look at the earth before making up his mind. I turned and looked at the manager and said "Fuck you and this job. I'm going to go get high and laid." I did and it was of the best days of my life. I almost teared up just thinking about how great that day was.

 

[JAXvillain]

that's not johnny paycheck. this is johnny paycheck

 

[lemon_fresh]

YouTube- Johnny Paycheck - You can take this job and shove it

Every Friday afternoon across America in the 80s you heard this song.

 

[fly]

King High School - Tech Resource.

Haha - Monica found out before you did.

Oh yeah, I remember hearing about that weeks ago. At a high school??? Well, it won't be long before you're jailed...

 

[Floptical]

you better grow a mustache so they don't think you're a student

 

[b_sinning]

you better grow a mustache so they don't think you're a student

Instead they will think he's a 70s porn star.

 

[Floptical]

Instead they will think he's a 70s porn star.

no lemon fresh is more of the pencil thin Vincent Price stache

 

[Jonny_B]

hence

Well, it won't be long before you're jailed...

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I bet within a week hes handing out anti-monkey literature to all the students

 

[Jonny_B]

title rape: "take this knob and shave it"

 

[Jonny_B]

or "fake tit job and prove it"

 

[b_sinning]

When I first started working at the college I work at, I was mistaken for a student all the time. 10 years later that just doesn't happen anymore.

 

[Casper]

When I first started working at the college I work at, I was mistaken for a student all the time. 10 years later that just doesn't happen anymore.

Janitor outfit is a dead giveaway.

 

[b_sinning]

Janitor outfit is a dead giveaway.

Even if I leave it zipped down where my chest hair is visible?

 

[JAXvillain]

Janitor outfit is a dead giveaway.

he's an IT janitor, not a janitor janitor

 

[my little brony]

take this job and shovel it

 

[fly]

I bet within a week hes handing out anti-monkey literature to all the students

There are news reports of a monkey running around Tampa right now

 

[Valve1138]

take this job and shovel it

Good flick.

 

[JAXvillain]

There are news reports of a monkey running around Tampa right now

wut? that is too good. link!

 

[Floptical]

There are news reports of a monkey running around Tampa right now

it's surprising how often that happens. There was that group of them that got lose from the zoo last year and would randomly be spotted in neighborhoods for months.